so you are in a relationship. to bad whales dont count

so if cirus watched the puppy bowl, than it must of had 9 viewers instead of 8
  seriously, what dumbass producer thought it was good idea to compete with the Superbowl?

What a f***ing ripoff

Seriously, where the Hell did it go? and the last topic there was in March 2009. What the F***?!

it really really really sucks when you can only vote for one thing in polls

the whole point of a poll is to gather data, and voting for all options isnt  saying anything   

they make good watches-and i watch the cool points disappear

  Canada is 

No, Shaq Fu for SNES was the most  game for a console.

ok- for a new console

F*** you, 1000 WINNER salute. This one will be better  

YOU'RE 

CHANGING MAG -f*** yeah im getting this game

Day 1
I was sleeping, then some bitch told me that my dad ran away from some safe, and im like f*** you bitch. then shes like here's a gun and im like f*** yeah, gonna go cap me some niggas. first thing i see is some cop getting eaten by flies, and im like f*** you, then the fonz asks me to save his mom from cockroaches. im like, F*** you, go get some raid-x, bitch. then he calls me a coward,and im like F*** you, and put a cap in his ass. then i keep going, kill some more cops, then find "The Boss". hes like "i hope you know what kind of trouble your in", and im like "F*** you", and put a cap in his ass. then i take his keys and open the door to the safe and walk out then the bitch that woke me up is like "you killed him", and im like f*** you, and put a cap in that bitches ass.
Day 2
I found some town with a nuke in it, at the gate, some asshole asks me for water, and im like, F*** you, and put a cap in his ass. then i go in and get greeted by black Paul Newman. Im like, "where the f*** is my dad, bitch?" hes like "go to the bar"
i get to the bar, and find some irish dude.  Im like, "where the f*** is my dad, bitch?" hes like, gimme a hundred dollas. im like f*** that s***, and hes like "go get me lucky charms from some chick i gave drug money to"
I get to the chicks house, and shes like "i dont have drug money, and im like f*** you, and put a cap in her ass. then i take the lucky charms to the irish dude and hes like "your dad is on the radio" and im like "what the f***" then use the rest of the lucky charms to get drunk and hire some hooker. then she doesnt move, and im like what the f***, i gave you a hundred dollars. then some asshole in a suit is all like "this town needs to go away", and im like what the f***?, then hes like "i'll give you a thousand dollars", and im like f*** yeah!, then he like, "put this tnt on the bomb, and im like, "how the f***!?,and he like "talk to the drug dealer, he will help you", and im like " f*** yeah!
Day 3
go to the supply store, and some bitch named moira is like "Hi" and im like F*** you, and put a cap in her ass. then i walk the distance to some tower, and find the asshole in the suit. he's all like "blow it up" and im like "F*** yeah!!!!!!!, gonna cap me some niggas!" so i hit the detonator and he like "f*** yeah!" and im like "F*** yeah!" and hes like "heres the money plus a house" so "f*** yeah!" then he tries to pickpocket me, and im like "f*** you", and put a cap in his ass. then some old guy is like "what the f***s wrong with you", and im like "f*** you", and put a cap in his ass. then some security guard is all like shooting at me, and im all like "f*** you", and put a cap in his ass. then i go into my new house and find a robot butler, then im like F*** yeah!, and then he like "heres a joke: photons have mass? I didnt even know they were catholic" and im like "what the f***?" and put a cap in his ass.
Day 4
To be continued: this game is the most game FOR A CONSOLE

my ps3 can max crysis at 1080p blue ray

crysis isnt for ps3

So I started playing Crysis yesterday. Let me tell you, system requirements are impossible. I spent a thousand dollars on my computer, and its not even capable of this game. I started with graphics on medium, and got about a frame every three seconds. After spending 20 minutes configuring the graphics so they look like a late 90's game, i still got 1 frame a second. After playing for a minute and setting up the controls for 15 minutes, I got on with gameplay, which consisted of me dying. after about 20 minutes of gameplay, the game crashed. Getting tired of the low settings, i turned them up to high, and theyre f***in' gorgeous, though i literally managed One frame per minute. Spend a thousand dollars on a computer and this is what I get.  

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