what is funny about dogs eating dog food, that is a perfectly natural activity

No quiero Alpo

clearly you care too much about your fellow man to be successful in the dog-eat-dogfood fast food industry

covered that joke no need to thank me

I still have an A&W belt from when I was quit/fired from A&W.

what i'm saying is you should have stolen some poo poo.

Hey, I lost a job cause I was trying to explain to a fellow worker who didn't speak much English what I meant in calling the supervisor a mother fetcher. That worker also broke a fifty thousand dollar machine and started laughing about it.

Hey, I lost a job cause I was trying to explain to a fellow worker who didn't speak much English what I meant in calling the supervisor a mother unicorner. That worker also broke a fifty thousand dollar machine and started laughing about it.

Writing that was an abreaction.

I have worked TWO minimum wage jobs and gotten fired from NEITHER. Now I just need to figure out how to rise in the ranks and actually make something of myself.

I have worked TWO minimum wage jobs and gotten fired from NEITHER. Now I just need to figure out how to rise in the ranks and actually make something of myself.

What do you do?

Two???? PFFFFT I have DOUBLE that under my NOT FIRED belt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have worked ZERO minimum wage jobs :(

wow what a loser.  I worked a below-minimum wage job once, and I almost got fired from it!

Quote from: Joe on 03-07-2012, 12:34:43 PM

I have worked TWO minimum wage jobs and gotten fired from NEITHER. Now I just need to figure out how to rise in the ranks and actually make something of myself.

What do you do?

I worked for 2.5 years at a grocery store during high school, and now at college I work at the campus rec center. I technically make $7.50, but I still count that as minimum wage.

Quote from: Beer w/Straw on 03-07-2012, 13:02:16 PM

Quote from: Joe on 03-07-2012, 12:34:43 PM

I have worked TWO minimum wage jobs and gotten fired from NEITHER. Now I just need to figure out how to rise in the ranks and actually make something of myself.

What do you do?

I worked for 2.5 years at a grocery store during high school, and now at college I work at the campus rec center. I technically make $7.50, but I still count that as minimum wage.

What's your major at college?

One time I had this gig putting tile in this guy's house for his stupid spoiled wife.

I was with my mom's junkie boyfriend, and he had to take half the day off to go buy some dilaudids, so I was left alone drilling cement board to the floor not really knowing what the unicorn I was doing. After screwing the floor like a million times, the guy tells me my screws aren't going in deep enough and that I should be using a torque drill. I don't got a torque drill, so the guy was pissed. He didn't have the heart to fire me tho, so instead he told me to go plant trees in his backyard. So I did

$10/hr it was awesome