WHAT TOOTHPASTE Y'ALL MALES USE

Colgate cuz its got the flip cap

CREST PRO HEALTH

Sensodyne Pronamel with a Braun Oral-B electric toothbrush

Also Colgate mouth wash

i'm pretty sure electric toothbrushes are total bullpoo poo.

Maybe you forgot to put batteries in it

Remember how I recommended d:fi or whatever as a hair product earlier??? Well I am here to tell you that I was a fetching idiot at the time!  It holds your hair fairly well but it becomes incredibly greasy and gross to touch after a few hours and fetch that poo poo.  Thanks to an Asian I met from Irvine (it was probably ducis, but I am not sure) I have found out about the greatest pomade ever invented:

SUAVECITO POMADE



This stuff holds all day, is easy to re-comb if necessary and smells fantastic.  It never feels greasy and it is water soluble so it washes out in a FLASH.  fetch gel, fetch other pomades and fetch every other hair holding product ever invented.  BUY THIS TODAY

Best review:

I have tried a bunch of different pomades on the market, I want to smell good and look good because in my line of work (male exotic dancer) you want the fellas to know that you and your moves are slick. Most pomades leave my customers greasy and sticky. Suavecito leaves my customers hands clean and smelling nice, which I like because when they smack my butt after a good lap dance, I don't want it to be all greasy for the next guy.

yeah but how much does it cost

fetch I forgot the link

http://www.amazon.com/Suavecito-Pomade/dp/B0065JCV84/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375409164&sr=8-1&keywords=suavecito

$15 for a long time of stuff

Cool I am going to give it a try

Now get some $150 button-up shirts, dark Levis with rolled cuffs and $500 boots and you'll be set for life

yeah..... but how does it taste???

don't use hair product it's gay just shave your head with a #4 and you won't need any

only man who can pull off having gay hair is this man


don't even try it you'll get it in your eyes
you don't have a hairspray shield

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