martial arts do it pussy

My cousin is doing martial arts but he is a ripped adonis who can do no wrong.

Do weight training.

I got a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.  Fairly sure it's because my mom was sleeping with the instructor, but I don't remember poo poo so it too is useless.

How many °'s

I got a 90th degree blackbelt *is sideways* heheehehe

It was the first, I had just gotten it and then we quit, probably because she had stolen some of his poo poo or something.

Black belts are so incredibly meaningless

not to mention TACKY....*scoff*

I remember when I was 10, I did some martial arts program. It started off really good, the instructor basically made us run around in circles and do pushups until the point of collapse. After that we would just punch and kick for 40 minutes straight and once a week we would spar. I got into shape incredibly fast doing that 4 days a week for 2 hours per day, eventually the guy got tons of customers and stopped giving a fetch, sold a bunch of black belts to rich customers, and then it went down from there.

The instructor once showed us this film from Korea in the 1980s basically of him training at some monastery with like 1000 other korean dudes. It was pretty mesmerizing seeing 1000 asians all kicking at the same time

i was personally trained by steven segal in jeet kun do

I have a black belt in Shaq-Fu, that's all that matters.

only shaq wears the shaq fu black belt

only shaq wears the shaq fu black belt

No he wears the Shaq belt and is the sensei

Bromill gives a vote to raquetball. It's pretty fun and requires quite a bit of fast reflexes and running.