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The cops put the smack down today...
 
#1 29-09-2008, 13:20:58 PM
It's a bit of a story but today something amazing hapened. So there are some dudes at my school who drive the same way to school as me and usually end up behind me. I normally drive the speed limit and they whine about how I drive like a pussy all the time. Last Saturday after my school's homecoming dance they got stuck behind me and flew past me as soon as they could. Well today in my last class one of them complained about my driving and later passed me on the road on the way home and yelled "f**k you" at me. Not too long after that on the main road in front of my neighborhood I found them pulled over by some cops who set up radar there a lot. They're sitting there getting a ticket while I just roll on by at exactly the speed limit, sometimes it pays to be a dork. 


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#2 29-09-2008, 13:29:55 PM
Clearly it's because the cops saw those guys rollin', and they were hatin', and finally caught them ridin' dirty.




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#3 29-09-2008, 13:41:59 PM
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Clearly it's because the cops saw those guys rollin', and they were hatin', and finally caught them ridin' dirty.

Only logical explanation


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#4 29-09-2008, 15:19:56 PM
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Not enough big rigs in a story about driving.




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#5 29-09-2008, 19:41:05 PM
one day i was driving home from school and this dumbass i always follow was goin too slow like usual so i passed him and got pulled over so by a cop so i capped his ass and got home 13:49 quicker allowing me to play more big rigs


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#7 30-09-2008, 01:31:12 AM
fetch THA POLICE
COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THA UNDAGROUND
YOUNG NIGGA GOT IT BAD CUZ I'M BROWN
AND NOT THE OTHER COLOR SO POLICE THINK
THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO KILL A MINORITY


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#8 30-09-2008, 18:24:22 PM
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big rigs is great and i want to suck his cock


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#9 30-09-2008, 18:27:09 PM
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#10 30-09-2008, 18:30:10 PM
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I still lol'd though.
Wait, where else have you seen this?  Because I made it for a Photoshop contest several months ago.  Do you go to Stripcreator?


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#11 30-09-2008, 18:30:55 PM
or just browsing through your site


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#12 30-09-2008, 18:31:56 PM
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i have a big feeling i've read this before

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#13 30-09-2008, 18:33:16 PM
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or just browsing through your site
Oh, right, that would be it then.

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#14 30-09-2008, 18:39:38 PM
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Oh well... Maybe this one is new then...



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#15 30-09-2008, 19:04:48 PM
Oh well... Maybe this one is new then...



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I saw it on your website a while ago





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