I think i've broke my ASS

go to the doctor

They can't do anything for a broken ass

All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put bjorno's ass back together again

Help this little guy out

my health insurance doesnt cover broken ass

you can always go back to Canada.

they'll put you on a waiting list for 18 months but it's free.

i need my ass NOW

I can fix it for you

there are no quick fixes

you need to find yourself a qualified naturopath who will actually get to the bottom of your problem and not merely treat your symptoms