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How to make a sandwich
 
#1 19-02-2013, 19:35:42 PM
Well, you guys asked for it, and here it is. The second installment of my tutorial series. This time I'll be showing you how to make a sandwich.

1. First up get two slices of bread. If you're making more than one sandwich then just multiply this amount of bread. Remember: bread is the foundation of your sandwich so make sure it's nice and sturdy.




2. Next you need to butter your bread on one side. This step isn't completely necessary, but butter is the glue of your sandwich and without it, all the ingredients will fall out when you try to lift it.




3. Get your cheese and grate it. I find a handfull is usually enough.




4. Add half of your cheese to the buttered side of your bread and press down to make sure it sticks.




5. Add your Doritos on top of the cheese. I find that tessellating your Doritos will help keep them neat and well spread.




6. Next add the second half of your cheese on top of the Doritos. This makes sure the sandwich is the same on both sides and wont taste different if you flip it over halfway through eating it.




7. Finally add your second slice of bread butter side down. Congratulations, your sandwich is complete.




Some notable sandwich eaters include Martin Clunes and Michael Barrymore. Why not try different flavours of Doritos and see what new tastes you can create?

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#2 19-02-2013, 19:38:38 PM
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Rated CHEESY


#3 19-02-2013, 19:38:52 PM
Rated F for fetching Delicious


#4 19-02-2013, 19:39:23 PM
Oh poo poo i didnt even know there was a cheese rating! I'll change mine.


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Do I need DirectX 11 bread to tessellate the doritos?


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#6 19-02-2013, 19:47:12 PM
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this seems like an excellent recipe, i will definitely give it a try when i can afford a bag of doritos


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#7 19-02-2013, 22:31:12 PM
Ugh, knowing you, you'd just pour milk all over it and ruin everything. -_-


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#8 19-02-2013, 23:24:26 PM
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i would suck that bitch in milk and then slop it down will chugging a coors light


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#9 19-02-2013, 23:38:39 PM
this aint a sandwich

WHERS THE MIRACLE WHIP??????????



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#10 20-02-2013, 00:04:42 AM
white bread? enjoy death i guess.


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#11 20-02-2013, 00:39:48 AM
more people have died from white bread than all other breads combined.




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#12 20-02-2013, 04:37:28 AM
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i folloed your recipe and made two jars of sandwich


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#13 20-02-2013, 04:37:40 AM
dont you die if you combine white bread and pop rocks?


#14 20-02-2013, 11:24:48 AM
Nobody has ever died because of bread. Don't listen to any of these people.


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#15 20-02-2013, 14:45:09 PM
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Okay


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