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How to make a salad
 
#1 17-02-2013, 20:22:20 PM
Greetings fellow truckers! A few of you have been asking me how I make my salads, so I decided  to make a tutorial thread so you can all learn to do it properly. All it takes is 6 simple steps.

1. First you'll need your salad. The fresher the better. Don't try to be cheap and save money by buying the cheapest salad, as this is the foundation of your meal.




2. Since salad comes from the ground, you'll want to wash all that nasty dirt off it! Run it under the tap for a few minutes and then slice it into bize sized chunks.




3. Next, you'll want to add some texture to give your salad some variety. For this I'm using croutons.




4. Grate up your croutons to ensure you can easily mix them throughout the salad. They don't need to be grated finely, but make sure they're small enough to fit on your fork without hassle.




5. Finally, add your favourite topping of to bring some flavour to the salad. I'm on a diet, so I'm using lightly salted popcorn, but feel free to use caramel popcorn if you're fat.



6. Congratulations! You've just made your first salad! Remember, there's literally thousands of varieties you can make at home, so swap around ingredients and see what you like best!



Don't forget to say thanks if you enjoyed this tutorial!


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#2 17-02-2013, 20:32:29 PM
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THOSE ARE CRAYONS NOT CROUTONS



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#4 17-02-2013, 20:36:03 PM
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What a wacky thread



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#5 17-02-2013, 20:37:06 PM
That looks like a fantastic salad!!!!!




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#6 17-02-2013, 21:34:28 PM
good tips
eat well frinds



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#7 17-02-2013, 21:50:00 PM
Stay thirsty





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Why do you have so many keyboards
seems like too few to me, hopefully we'll see a keytar next time


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#10 18-02-2013, 13:13:23 PM
The great thing about salad is that you can add whatever you want. If you enjoy burnt wood flavoured croutons, so should also experiment with other burnt wood flavoured ingredients such as freshly ground charcoal and shredded toast.


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WARNING: GUYS THIS GUY IS A TROLL I HAVE MADE THIS SALAD FOR MY SON AND HE IS CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED: THESE ARE NOT CROUTONS AND ARE NOT EDIBLE. I AM CURRENTLY FILING A LAWSUIT.
1x Baby 1x Weed 1x Cheesy 1x Aggro 1x BALLIN’
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#12 18-02-2013, 23:02:42 PM
bro I think you just made it wrong!!!!!!




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#13 18-02-2013, 23:14:03 PM
did you grate them small enough???



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#14 19-02-2013, 02:21:17 AM
WARNING: GUYS THIS GUY IS A TROLL I HAVE MADE THIS SALAD FOR MY SON AND HE IS CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED: THESE ARE NOT CROUTONS AND ARE NOT EDIBLE. I AM CURRENTLY FILING A LAWSUIT.

CRYBABY BITCH ALERT!!!


#15 19-02-2013, 12:37:02 PM
Why do you instantly assume your son is in hospital because of a salad and not just because you're a terrible father?


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