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Unsuky
#1 06-11-2012, 11:29:02 AM
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Ok I have a pet snake it keeps measuring me in my bed. I know it's going to eat me but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in BBQ sauce, could you suggest the best way to dress myself up for a hungry snake?




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#2 06-11-2012, 14:18:31 PM
Ok I have a pet homosexual he keeps measuring my snake in bed. I know he's going to suck me off but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in oil, could you suggest the best  way to dress myself up for a horny homosexual?




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#3 06-11-2012, 14:22:32 PM
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#4 06-11-2012, 14:23:17 PM
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Ok I have a pet homosexual he keeps measuring my snake in bed. I know he's going to suck me off but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in oil, could you suggest the best  way to dress myself up for a horny homosexual?




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Sky dive naked.

I think that would be appropriate.




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#5 06-11-2012, 14:24:53 PM
Ok I have a pet homosexual he keeps measuring my snake in bed. I know he's going to suck me off but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in oil, could you suggest the best  way to dress myself up for a horny homosexual?




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Sky dive naked.

I think that would be appropriate.

I'm still waiting for Svetlana's answer.


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#6 06-11-2012, 14:30:44 PM
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Ok I have a pet homosexual he keeps measuring my snake in bed. I know he's going to suck me off but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in oil, could you suggest the best  way to dress myself up for a horny homosexual?




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Wrong board I think you where looking for this one http://www.yourewinner.com/index.php?board=38.0


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#7 06-11-2012, 22:22:14 PM
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Ok I have a pet snake it keeps measuring me in my bed. I know it's going to eat me but do you reckon I should dress up for the occasion like drizzle myself in BBQ sauce, could you suggest the best way to dress myself up for a hungry snake?




Regards unsuky

First of all, you have to be sure whether your pet snake only intends to eat you or is actually measuring you for a tuxedo in case it wants to marry you. In that case, you must be 100% sure not to say the wrong name during the wedding like Ross did on that episode of Friends because that would be hella awkward. Now that you're married, it's time to think about children. You have to make your house 100% safe for toddlers and that's not an easy task, what with the faulty exposed wiring near the kitchen sink. You might want to consider moving, but you can't really do that without a moving truck. Only, it turns out the moving guys were actually scammers and ran away with all your belongings in their truck and they're already past Mexico by this time. Homeless, you hug your snake wife in tears hoping for some comforting. Next thing you know you're already being digested.


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