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HOW DO I MAKE SWEET LOVE TO A WOMAN ?
 
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#1 03-03-2012, 21:48:17 PM
emphasis on sweet.



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#4 04-03-2012, 13:57:35 PM
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so, err get a packet of them, and err, combine with girl somehow


#5 04-03-2012, 14:30:13 PM
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Melt them down and use it as lube


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#6 05-03-2012, 01:42:15 AM
good suggestions so far.



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#7 06-03-2012, 10:39:20 AM
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Q: How do I make sweet love to a woman?

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For the answer to this, I must direct your attention to the Caramel Sutra. This tome has been used in the Candy Kingdom for centuries as a guide to the sweetest of lovemaking. It will certainly be a fine day in Finn The Human's life when he is given a copy (the pages no doubt stuck together with 'syrup') as a wedding present when he and Princess Bubblegum finally consummate their love.  Many positions (such as The Congress Of The Cow-Tails, the Taffy Pull and the oh-so-naughty Sherbet Lemon) should only be attempted after a full night of fasting to avoid orgasmic diabetes.


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#8 06-03-2012, 20:56:14 PM
Thanks for the advice, Zmann.
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