Just quit, this will probably never work out for you

Y'all just jealous of my awesome poetry skills

(but I'll quit)

you call that a poem, you didn't even rhyme

You don't want me to win, do you?

what part of "too much effort" do you not understnd

Okay, I'll put no effort into my poem
Because I like Batman too much,
So please award me the code,
I'm losing my patience

Maybe we should do a Kickstarter for this idea! With extra funds, we could afford to distribute and promote Big Rigs Anniversary. We could even get enough to hire actual developers.

I stopped reading after this because you clearly have no idea what you are taking about

Well, it's not like Stellar Stone was able to defy Moores' Law. The average computer back in 2003 was much less powerful than the typical computer nowadays. Putting in the hyper-realistic graphics Stellar Stone had intended in the original release would have made our digital work spaces explode (obviously not a good thing).
Also, if you think multiplayer, a story mode, and stage building are crap, then I don't know what to say.

Next year, it will have been ten years since the original masterpiece was released, so why not do something special to celebrate?

I have a couple ideas of what the most WINNER Big Rigs Anniversary Edition would include:

• Enhanced Graphics
  While highly breathtaking for their time, the graphics of BROTRR have unfortunately fallen behind the curve, as newer titles like Crysis and Uncharted have surpassed our beloved title. This title could include high-poly models of the Four Rigs & other game elements for enhanced levels of realism; there's also the option of including more advanced lighting effects. It's up to Stellar Stone (or its successor) to raise the bar once again!
• Online/Offline Multiplayer
  Well, it's the big buzzword these days, right? With some refining, BRO could be the perfect complement to the break jammin' single player action (both for split-screen and online).
• Story Mode
  It's not the most needed enhancement, but it might be neat to include. There could be a little map where you talk to the townsfolk and go to missions. Those terrorists must be stopped at all costs!
• Customization
  Simply put, customizable Rigs + Stage Builder = 

Hello, everyone.

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Nah, I happen to prefer Google's menu. Much more filling.

Any suggestions for better emoticon-making in the future?

your meter is all off son, you wouldn't last a minute in a real man's poetry slam

Lurking in the Gotham City night,
Giving those of negativity great fright,
He dashes, he slashes, he bashes his way,
'cause this Bat's got one heck of a bite!

But who is this man of black, pointy ears?
Who could bring such music for victims to hear?
Maybe Mr. Wayne, with wealth to last all day?
...Nope, he's probably out drinking draft beer.

Trapped in this prison by a very Strange being,
Must fight for his life, or he won't be seeing
The day when the Joker ends up in the bay.
So why not help? It's better than peeing!

^ How's this?

Any good burger places in the Cleveland area?

Man, that's a lot of Rigcoins. I'll make sure to save up!

I've got some ideas for emoticons! I warn you, though - these images are huge. You'll probably have to shrink them first.


:swag:

:iwata:

:misery:

:licorice:

(I couldn't find the single version of this, sorry)
:anthony:

:someday:?

:flush:

:laughingroyalty:

:cosmic:

Okay, here I go!

Lurking in the Gotham night,
Giving those of evil intention great fright,
He dashes, slashes, bashes his way,
'cause this Bat's got one heck of a bite!

But who is this man of black, pointy ears?
Who could bring such reassuring music for Arkham's victims to hear?
Could it be that Mr. Wayne, with enough wealth to last all day?
I don't believe so. That gentleman's probably out drinking beer.

Trapped in this urban prison by a very Strange being,
The Dark Knight must fight for his life, or he won't be seeing
The day when suffering has vanished, Joker drowning in the bay,
So help him in this masterpiece by Rocksteady. It'll leave you peeing!

STEP IT UP

Okay, it's settled. Bjorno has gotta direct the Big Rigs movie.