So do people just drop off their dicks, or do they sit on the assembly line with their dicks? And how long does each dick get sucked?

I just want to be absolutely clear before submitting a resume.

bjorno just sucks his own dick all day.

coors light factory is really hard to get into you have to work at buttgeiser for at least 5 years before they'll even consider you

not really, you can just take their tour and get 3 free beers at the end

Duff might be based on Anheuser-Busch on the surface, but this commercial shows that it has the Coors spirit

the dicks are not attached to people yet, that happens in a different factory

You mean the dick attachment factory?

the dicks are not attached to people yet, that happens in a different factory

So are you sucking a big bag of dicks every day, or a big box of dicks?

i dunno, they come down a conveyor belt.

I really appreciate you giving me the inside scoop on the assembly-line dicksuckery industry. Sounds like a rewarding career path!

Too me a while to answer here.  Bowling alleys always have a mechanic in the back on call in case a lane breaks down which happens once in a while depending on how poo pooty the place is. Basicaly I get paid to hang out and if a ball doesn't come back or the machine stops or somebody needs a pin set up I run down and do it. At the moment I'm getting paid to post this. If you have experience its actually really easy to find a job provided you can find a bowling alley since there's not a ton of young people even aware the job exists.

that is a dirty job

Just another day at the office

I don't say this enough, but thanks for your service ZIGS

Don't mention it steev! Anytime you need a sidewalk wrecked to poo poo, just gimme a call

that is a dirty job

Actually repairing certain things is hard and its pretty easy to lose fingers but for the most part its just being on call or maintenence stuff that doesn't take a whole shift. There's a head guy in some morning to do most of the major stuff