A baby is crying. If you don't smother it, you all die.

What do ya do???

there's a distinct lack of trolley cart in this question

Why would 5 men be hiding with a fetching baby??

Why would 5 men be hiding with a unicorning baby??

I didn't say 5 men.
One of them is a woman and of course she was BREAST FEEDING her baby

If the baby is being breastfed, how can he be crying??

cuz her titties were all dried up and there was no more milk!!!

So let me get this straight: she knew her tits were dry and still whipped them out to pretend to feed her baby... with 5 random men around. So she was a slut, looking for a gangbang. Clearly the only option here is to invite the soldiers to the gangbang and then kill them while they're distracted

I would just give the baby a big hug, which would surely stop the crying. I would then comfort the rest of my companions the best I could while preparing myself for the probable confrontation. THE END.

the obvious choice is to lay the baby out as a trap, when the soldiers come to investigate, all they will see is a poor innocent cute little baby, then you jump'em and either pummel them and gouge their eyes out, or shoot them with their own guns, or both

put your dick in the babies mouth

I would just give the baby a big hug, which would surely stop the crying. I would then comfort the rest of my companions the best I could while preparing myself for the probable confrontation. THE END.

Amazing answer

Trade the baby for my life

put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol

Quote from: bjorno on 06-02-2013, 01:10:07 AM

put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol

FFS there's a rating literally called "baby" and it's a goddamn pacifier!! I'd say this is the PERFECT opportunity to use it!

Quote from: Skrag on 06-02-2013, 18:07:48 PM

Quote from: bjorno on 06-02-2013, 01:10:07 AM

put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol

FFS there's a rating literally called "baby" and it's a goddamn pacifier!! I'd say this is the PERFECT opportunity to use it!

OK fine, baby it is