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Messages - Cornetto
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# 32
He collects coins and keeps them inside a concrete pig
# 33
A pork bun is a hotdog.
# 34
Some of us don't want beards you hairy fetch.
# 35
Have you seen the new Cornetto things? They're not ice cream but they taste almost the same and they're only about 2 inches tall.
# 36
A pink cornetto? What a non-heterosexual persongot.
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# 38
There's a mod which allows you to play non-heterosexual person hunter
# 39
I think Steev is the prettiest girl of them all.
# 40
Uh... We're talking about Stefan's kickball career, not some silly game played with sticks.
# 41
You are massively misunderstanding the typical Belfast skank.
If she's not sitting on the curb, crying into a kebab, missing both shoes and vomiting, she probably isn't from Belfast.
If she's not sitting on the curb, crying into a kebab, missing both shoes and vomiting, she probably isn't from Belfast.
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# 43
what do you think of teddy sheringham???
# 44
I'll post about it on my blog if you want.
# 45
One time when I was about 8, I licked the power connector for my scanner because I wasn't really paying attention. From that day onwards, I vowed never to put electricity in my mouth again, except for sometimes when I lick 9 volt batteries.