i hate when my package arrives late just because i'm atheist
http://www.upworthy.com/the-one-word-you-can-t-put-on-your-package-if-you-want-it-delivered-on-time

reddit should have a field day with this

ugh upworthy is such a stupidly designed site

Atheist-Americans are people, too!

i really hope people start using the "atheist-american" designation that will be so funny

I prefer the term "Bright" as studies have shown that atheists have higher IQs than their religious counterparts.

What the fetch are "atheist shoes" and what kind of enormous tool would ever wear them?

What the unicorn are "atheist shoes" and what kind of enormous tool would ever wear them?

They are shoes free of any religious subtext.
I wear athiest shoes.
I am an atheist.

9 atheist packages went missing vs 1 non-atheist package, so they're 10 times more likely to disappear? Apparently atheists suck at math.

What the unicorn are "atheist shoes" and what kind of enormous tool would ever wear them?

You buy them for your Christian friends so they can walk a mile in YOUR SHOES and SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE

if you follow the tracks of atheist shoes you will always end up at a distinguished university, but if you follow the tracks of christian shoes you always end up in hell no matter where you wwalk

you know, come to think of it i've never received atheist mail, maybe this is why!!!

USA means freedom of RELIGION, not freedom of NON RELIGION

USA: 1 Atheists: 0

you can pick anything but if you pick anything other than christian (including not picking at all) you'll be hated by everyone

sounds fair

Atheists have the hardest life.