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# 16
unicorn you Texas I was freezing my nuts off all day.
are you poo pooting me it was warm compared to the rest of the freezing week
# 17
On my sixth birthday, my uncle molested me. He continued to molest me on a regular basis until I was ten, and he was struck and killed by a car. Many people showed up at his funeral. He did much social work during his life, and he was very beloved in our community. I wanted so much to just stand up and shout out to everyone what kind of man my uncle was, but I kept quiet. To this day, nobody knows the truth but me, and any other children he may have touched. And that is why I won't be paying for Audiosurf.
# 18
A racist walks into a bar.
He kills all of the black people and leaves.
He kills all of the black people and leaves.
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# 20
[11:15] <Tasebot> jews did 9/11 jews did 9/11 jews did to them to join yourewinner.com
rigist extremists
# 21
<Tasebot> quick, what's black star wars
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# 23
Is there a Doom reprucussions of evil one?
# 24
Being away from gamenon-heterosexual persons has done me some good for the past few months.
# 25
I wouldn't have minded this so much if it wasn't a dude.
# 26
Keep it up.
# 27
I'm saving this.
# 28
A United States Marine, who had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, was attending some college courses between assignments. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, " Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and socked him hard, knocking him off the platform! The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a fool. So, He sent me."
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, " Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and socked him hard, knocking him off the platform! The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a fool. So, He sent me."
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asians.
public enemy number one
public enemy number one