I'm sure someone has already done a BROTRR version of Stairway to Heaven but while I was on vacation it just popped into my head that I should make one

There's a Rigist who's sure he can gets all that's WINNER and he's buying a copy of Big Rigs
When he gets there he knows, if gamestop is closed with a click he can buy it on E-bay
ooh, ooh, and he's buying a copy of Big Rigs

There's a sign on the box that says it's five bucks but you know it's true value's one hundred
In a truck on the road, there's a trucker who sings, someday LOSERs are WINNER
ooh, it's really WINNER, ohh, it's really WINNER

There's a feeling I get when I start up the game,
and my spirit is crying for WINNER
In my dreams I have seen, Big Rigs going in reverse,
and the voices of those who play Big Rigs
ooh, it's really WINNER
ohh, it really is so WINNER

and it's whispered that soon, if we all play the game
then the WINNERs will oust all the LOSERs
and a new day will dawn, for those who are WINNER
and the four Rigs will become one

If there's a problem with Big Rigs, and it says,
YOU WIN and not YOU'RE WINNER!.
Just download WinRAR and then you can, change it back to YOU'RE WINNER!
and it's really WINNER

You're playing Big Rigs and you can't stop, cause it's WINNER
Stellar Stone really likes that
Hey people, did you know, Bigs Rigs is the greatest
and it is complete perfection

And as we drive on in reverse
the speed dial starts to stop
The is a WINNER we all know
Who plays Big Rigs and wants to show
WINNER games are all you need
And if play Big Rigs a lot
You'll become a WINNER
When there is no more LOSER games
and all there is is WINNER

And he's buying a copy of Big Rigs

on the way to Boy scout camp in Virginia, I saw a Big Rig owned by a Canadian trucking company on the highway, and most trucks have a "no zone" warning sign or "caution, this vehicle makes wide turns", but this truck had a sign in French on it that said "Anglos de mortis", I don't know French but from the Spanish I know, that sign directly translates to English "Angles of death"

if you recall, about two years ago I went on an RV trip and the RV broke down in Canada, well I got back from another 2 1/2 week trip that ended in Canada, we went to places like Boston, Maine, the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Quebec City and Montreal, wen wnet to see the Montreal Biodome and when we got back to the parking lot, the window on our Acura MDX had been smashed and the video camera, binoculars, and all the Gameboy Games had been stolen, my mom became extremely paranoid and wanted to go home, so the next day we drove for 11 hours from Montreal to where I live, the broken window was covered with a trash bag a lots of duct tape, the last two times we went to Canada bad things have happened and the police told us we were lucky the MDX wasn't stolen, they told us that the bums in Montreal like to target Americans who look like they got a lot of money

I was watching the A-Team at ouch's house the other day and we saw the greatest epsiode ever, Mr T. drove a Big Rig, the episode began with some LOSERs running a truck driver off the road, but then the A-Team came, there was brake jammin', convoy rollin', illegal cargo (one truck was 16,000 pounds overweight), and they smashed through two roadblocks that the LOSERs set up