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#46 09-01-2011, 01:33:18 AM
this sounds familiar, maybe i should get drunk in the basement again

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#47 09-01-2011, 01:59:06 AM
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we all know, as in 3 of us, that that turned out to be just fine


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#48 09-01-2011, 12:44:49 PM
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Exit to Apache Helicopter

Fire missles at Thundero's castle

Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter

Once airborne, you swing the plane around and fire missiles at the looming cardboard structure that is Thundero's Castle.  Oh no, your attack misses, and you've alerted the Guard Mages!  They summon 2 Jelly Doughnut Elementals who will be in Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger in 1 turn.

can I drink a heal male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species potion

You can drink it if you want to, but it's actually a lotion, so maybe rubbing it on your damaged male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species would work better.

what the poo poo! i still need to order 4 number 5's!

Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger

Thunder's flippers pound furiously against the cash register.  Within minutes, four Number Fives have been added to your inventory.  Your wallet now contains $0.54.  Thunder gurgles something that Google Translate interprets as "Next order scrotum please".

Suddenly, 2 Jelly Doughnut Elementals burst into Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger!  They are brandishing pole-mounted steak knives, and raspberry jam drips from their fangs in clumps.

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor


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#49 09-01-2011, 13:54:43 PM
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holy tits, i think dennis will be able to help on this one


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#50 09-01-2011, 14:08:38 PM
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Dennis

From the inside of Dennis, you watch as the jelly doughnut elementals rampage through Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger.  It is pitch black.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue that was eaten by Dennis.  You are equally likely to be eaten by Dennis.

Jelly Doughnut Elemental 1 attack Dennis, he takes 2 damage.  Dennis attacks Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2, he takes 1 damage.  Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2 attacks Dennis - CRITICAL HIT!!! Dennis is attacked by two thumbs up his eye sockets for 6 damage and is blinded for 2 turns!

Exits are Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger, Bowels Of Dennis and The Coward's Way Out


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#51 09-01-2011, 16:32:38 PM
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I think I will just risk going back into the retarded whattaburger, but only I explode Dennis from the inside so I can make a suprise attack


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#52 09-01-2011, 16:52:10 PM
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Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger

Dennis explodes, sending blubber, bone fragments and half-digested grue all over the place.  Bone fragments strike Jelly Doughnut Elemental 1 for 6 damage.  Bone fragments miss Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2.  Oh no!  Jelly Doughnut Elemental 1 uses Powdered Sugar!  The air is thick with a cloud of powdered sugar, giving everyone in Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger a -2 to hit.  Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2 attacks and misses because of Powdered Sugar.

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor


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#53 09-01-2011, 17:01:21 PM
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I grab jelly doughnut elemental 2 and bite it's head clean off, nothings gonna keep me from that delicious jelly center!


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#54 09-01-2011, 17:08:54 PM
Fire more missiles at the castle



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#55 09-01-2011, 17:42:14 PM
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am I still in the damn desert



can I go to The Forest Moon Of Endor?


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#56 09-01-2011, 19:55:46 PM
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Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger

You attempt to Bite Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2... Your attack connects!  Jelly Doughnut Elemental 2 takes 24 points of damage and is decapitated.  But... you take 2 points of damage when a raspberry seed gets caught between your teeth, and will take 1 point of damage every 2 turns until the seed is dislodged.  Jelly Doughnut Elemental 1 attacks you for 3 points of damage.

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor

Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter

You fire missiles at Thundero's Castle... Your attack connects for 127 points of damage.  The Guard Mages are defeated!  The castle crumbles in a heap of rubble, taking all of the important NPCs with it.  This game is now an open world sandbox!  You are also out of missiles.

Exits are More Desert, Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger and The Coward's Way Out

The Forest Moon Of Endor

Upon arrival, four Ewoks are gathered around Pirate Bob, who is showing off his new cellphone.  "See here, mateys," he says, "For I have an app that'll amaze the barnacles off'a yer wee backsides!"  The Ewoks chatter in excitement and anticipation.  In the trees above, the Ewoks sing a merry tune.

Exits are Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger, Up In The Trees, and More Forest


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#58 09-01-2011, 23:04:51 PM
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#59 09-01-2011, 23:59:48 PM
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only one man would dare give me the raspberry!
I'll go ahead and use a toothpick to get that damn seed out though


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#60 11-01-2011, 15:30:08 PM
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Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger

You pause to pick your teeth, and are able to dislodge the raspberry seed.  Jelly Doughnut 1 attacks you for 2 points of damage.  WARNING: You are running low on health!  Perhaps now would be a good time to consider the mouth-watering medicinal miracle that is a Whattaburger burger.

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor


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