Hope you are doing well, Meep. Haven't heard about your loads in a while...

I've had covid for about a week but trust me... It ain't nothing to worry about. I've still been busting a crazy amount of satisfying loads, almost every night
 

Hope you are doing well, Meep. Haven't heard about your loads in a while...

I've had covid for about a week but trust me... It ain't nothing to worry about. I've still been busting a crazy amount of satisfying loads, almost every night

Damn sorry for your loss. Have you been able to smell your loads to ensure vigour and steadfastness?

I myself am attempting the 'smoke a whole carton of cigarettes' method of ejaculation in order to turn myself off of it. It didn't work, just gave me a taste for blood. 

My sense of smell is still present, maybe slightly reduced. I refuse to let it get in the way of my cumposting though. I will beat this virus

Can't believe we shut down the world over this poo poo. Thanks a lot cirus 🔪

Rubbed one out in honour of our frontline heroes (people who freely share paid content from the holes on onlyfans)

Yearning to nut. Pining for it really.

I'm trying to retain my semen right now. I like to watch videos of black dudes in NYC do calisthenics and they are strong. They recommend NoFap.

Man, if I watched videos of black dudes doing calisthenics, that'd only make me nut harder!

Someone delete that

Someone delete that

 

Heheh... epic. This is going down in reddit history as one of the biggest FAILS

 

Had semen diarrhea out my wide urethra.

Developing a nice death grip, like the band Hoobastank.

Starting an organization called YesFap, give me your Kik for details.

nofap is an advanced interrogation technique

Should I switch to the Family Wipe [cum edition]?