@Svetlana buy one more flavor and you can have it

ok i dunno when i'll be able to do that but i'll do it

Us Americans are spoiled, I think I've probably had at least 10 different types of Dew but I understand your situation

where is my achievement cube

Never tasted any Dew.
I should have the Dew Hater achivement.

 

how bout have a (jk)

get out, freak

It's uncanny how much mtn dew looks like urine.  As much as I dislike it, when I do drink it I will invariably get a double gulp because it's cost effective and it keeps me awake on long drives.  So at least it's good for something.

I mean, if your urine consistently looks like that you have issues.

If my urine bubbled like that I would call a doctor immediately

The only cure is more mountain dew

fetch.... So hot.....

I finally had my SECOND Mountain Dew! My options were Voltage, Code Red and original. Since I don't like cherry that much (I already had Dr. Pepper once) and I already had Voltage, it was time to try the yellow piss.



I like how it matched my nails.

All food imports have ugly stickers on it that translate the nutritional facts, ingredients, and tells who made it and who imported it.



It tastes less soda-y than Voltage (less tingy, i guess?) and much, much sweeter. I tried to draw some parallels to anything I've had before and could only think of cheap local lemon sodas that cost like half as much as this can for a 2 litre bottle.

If I had to rank them, Voltage would still be my favourite with this one second.

you should try code red anyways, the cherry flavor is masked by the battery acid