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#1 23-04-2015, 13:27:27 PM
"Hey man, that's my jam!"


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I'm jelly of your funny jokes


#3 23-04-2015, 13:30:10 PM
I'm jelly of your funny jokes

All I need to do is stay up later than my body can handle, and my sense of humor changes to this.


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Show me to your mother. I'm horny and would like to get marmalade.


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I hope Cirus preserves this thread.


big rigs is great and i want to suck his cock


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it's saddening to see the deleterious effect steev's poor sense of humor has had on this once-fine community




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#7 23-04-2015, 15:57:31 PM
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Enlighten us with your glowing puns


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#8 23-04-2015, 17:14:32 PM
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ZIGS is the king of jokes, and he will host the roast of dissident on May 2nd


#9 23-04-2015, 17:24:32 PM
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Just like jam, his great sense of humour became wide spread...


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3/10 on execution, 8/10 on concept




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#11 23-04-2015, 20:11:56 PM
I was making a sandwich, thought it up, and remembered the topics by steev. I felt like it would fit in on these boards.

I might have to make more of these, this got a lot more responses than I anticipated, most of which are admittedly better than mine.


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goddamn you steev




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#13 24-04-2015, 09:28:43 AM
I hope the roast of dissident hosted by zigs is real, I'm excited for it.




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#14 24-04-2015, 22:34:55 PM
did u have lemon curd



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I hope the roast of dissident hosted by zigs is real, I'm excited for it.

It's definitely real, start writing your jokes!


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