I have gotten the job of cooking a turkey, so of course I searched on youtube for a Chef Ramsay video


That's great, but I am all out of onions

Please suggest other things I can shove up a turkeys ass to make it taste better

what do you have???

potatoes

wait I can just put a can of coors light inside the turkey

beer can turkey is great

this looks pretty good

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Apple-and-Sausage-Stuffing-107288

the site is also probably related to webcurious

thanks, guess i'll have to pick up some stuff at the grocery store tomorrow.

The turkey needs to thaw tonight anyway

cook like alton brown

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/turkey-with-stuffing-recipe/index.html

All you need to do is deep fry it

deep fry that b1tch

I just rubbed a mixture of salt, pepper, and butter all over it and UNDER ITS SKIN and it turned out pretty good!!



I thought about shoving a can of coors light up its associated, but then I thought nah coors light is best served cold like the rockies so I drank it instead

that turkey came out a lot better than i was expecting

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED LORD STEEV

beer battered turkey with coors light

cooking a turkey pt 2

steev those cups on top of your stove look like empty rolls of toilet paper