Since you think I'm just trying to be hating on popular things because its cool, lets take it through each game individually, I own every GTA game except for 4 and Liberty/Vice City Stories and the gameboy ones (yes I even got 1/2/the expansion from a thrift store even though they're legally available for free).

1: It's pretty poo pooty. The world was not ready to appreciate this kind of game.

I thought it was great. I really enjoyed it.

2: Fun announcer, fun gang system, still hasn't quite gotten to the point where it is fun yet.
The London expansion thingy: I'm never removing this one from shrinkwrap it probably sucks.

London expansion was the best part. You missing out.

3: Revolutionary obviously but it has aged the most out of them all. Deese.

I thought it sucked TBH. Wasn't very fun and the only good part was the tank.

VC: Probs the best of the GTA3-era games unless you count bully. IT FITS NICELY TOGETHER WITHOUT A BUNCH OF USELESS THINGS (no weightlifting)

Easily the worst one with the worst protagonist and the worst story. Only good thing that came from this game was GTA:VCS.

SA: It's big but it's like you're getting raped by someone wearing 50 overlapping condoms, all the extra stuff feels awkward when you play the game in your ass. Still the funnest to just mess around in but unless you're 12 it gets old fast. Best thing is busta etc

San Andreas multiplayer mod was great (OH HEY CIRUS!) and the story was hilarious and over the top. I really felt like I was a part of the black culture! It was also fun. I like my games to have fun in them. Maybe I am crazy but I also liked the mini games :/

Bully: It's great. The character customization actually feels good the missions are challenging but not frustrating like in SA. Best characterizations. Despite the no guns you can still have fun messing around unless once again you are 12 and need blood everywhere. One of my top 10s of any game definitely.

Bully is decent and the change in seasons is absolutely amazing but the gameplay wasnt very good and the animations were classic rockstar gumby movements. I liked the game when I played it and I am currently playing through it right now again. So far so good. Also, WHAT CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION? ALL YOU CAN DO IS CHANGE CLOTHES!

Chinatown Wars: Modernizes the 1/2 formula and makes it fun. Sure every car is like 3 polygons but they're all distinguishable and look like they should look. Looks better for a DS game than the 3,VC and SA looked for a PS2/Xbax game. Touch screen minigames are actually fun compared to tacked on terrible SA minigames, making molotovs with the touch screen is FUN because I get to BLOW STUFF UP WHEN I COMPLETE IT whereas in SA I lift weights for 2 hours and I'm slightly stronger but to no FUNNESS advantage. It even has the drug trade system for all you micromanaging rpg stats non-heterosexual persons.

Chinatown wars was AWFUL. I was so excited when it first came out that I bought it on release and I got through maybe 1/5 of the game before returning it. It was really bad. And I did not enjoy molotov cocktails. Just give me the molotovs instead. And the cars almost made no difference because they really were just 3 pixels moving around on a cardboard cutout of a city.

LCS/VCS: who cares

You are missing out. LCS and VCS are both absolutely amazing. Probably my favorite GTA games.

4: I'll play it when its like 4 bux in the bargain bin and with stickers all over the case.

4 is also awful. The story sucks and mini games are even worse. The Ballad of Gay Tony is really fun though, so just get those expansion things.
Jesus Christ, Cirus.

I don't understand two things here:

1. Why is this its own topic???

2. Why did I get brought into this at all???

The Ballad Of Gay Tony sucks terribly on PC and there is no arguing that. It's a bad console port and just doesn't play very well. This isn't the same as playing it on console, where it was actually very fun. On the other hand TLAD was great on PC while virtually everyone thought it was the weaker of the two on consoles.

Also hi andmill

Also yeah the SA multiplayer rules so hard

I don't understand two things here:

1. Why is this its own topic???

2. Why did I get brought into this at all???

The Ballad Of Gay Tony sucks terribly on PC and there is no arguing that. It's a bad console port and just doesn't play very well. This isn't the same as playing it on console, where it was actually very fun. On the other hand TLAD was great on PC while virtually everyone thought it was the weaker of the two on consoles.

Also hi andmill

Idk i quoted his topic and you were mentioned in it.. That one was locked by the unjust admins so I remade it. MY OPINION MUST BE HEARD!

I played the expansions on the console and they were great. Played through about half of GTA4 on the PC and it just breaks my computer. The CARMAGEDDON .dat file change is hilarious though.

something something Yakety Sax

(you know you want a hot dog)

I think my opinions on the GTA series have stayed pretty much the same. I might like San Andreas just a bit more now because I had an amazing 2 player glitchfest experience on the console version.

Kind of itching to play 4, psyched for 5. Also a bit interested in that The Warriors game from Rockstar a few years back, looked cool.

The Warriors game is alright, better with a friend.

Like Shock said, it's fun to play with a friend on the phone to see how you both are doing and see what you can do different next playthrough.