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# 631
Now that you're unbanned, I have a game concept I'd like to share with you. I have plenty of Rigcoins to pay you, so you don't have to worry about getting shortchanged.
Did you know that the webcomic Homestuck is supposed to get its own indie game? I think they were raising money on Kickstarter or something. This made me think, "If Homestuck gets its own game, why not Andrew Hussie's most WINNER creation in existence, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?"
In this game, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (from here on referred to as SB and HJ) are ready to enjoy an awesome day of vidya game playing, but some piece of poo poo stole all their games! Players take on the role of SB or HJ, and they have to travel across town, trying to search for each and every one of SB and HJ's games. There could be some variation in how the different games are earned; for instance, SB/HJ may have to answer some trivia questions in order to collect certain games. SB/HJ had best not dawdle around, though: there will be a time limit. If SB/HJ only collects a few games, the two bros will die of boredom; if they collect a decent amount, they will have a good time playing games; and if SB/HJ collects all the games (very hard to do in one run), they will have THE GREATEST NIGHT OF THEIR LIVES!!! The game itself could either be 2D or 3D (though I think 3D might work better with this concept's genre).
Did you know that the webcomic Homestuck is supposed to get its own indie game? I think they were raising money on Kickstarter or something. This made me think, "If Homestuck gets its own game, why not Andrew Hussie's most WINNER creation in existence, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?"
In this game, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (from here on referred to as SB and HJ) are ready to enjoy an awesome day of vidya game playing, but some piece of poo poo stole all their games! Players take on the role of SB or HJ, and they have to travel across town, trying to search for each and every one of SB and HJ's games. There could be some variation in how the different games are earned; for instance, SB/HJ may have to answer some trivia questions in order to collect certain games. SB/HJ had best not dawdle around, though: there will be a time limit. If SB/HJ only collects a few games, the two bros will die of boredom; if they collect a decent amount, they will have a good time playing games; and if SB/HJ collects all the games (very hard to do in one run), they will have THE GREATEST NIGHT OF THEIR LIVES!!! The game itself could either be 2D or 3D (though I think 3D might work better with this concept's genre).
# 632
I'm not exactly sure how the DDoS Gun would actually work. Would the site ping-flood itself or something?That's pretty much how I think it would work. When the DDoS Gun is used, a relatively high number of ping packets is sent at one time, like around 25-50. I don't know how many ping packets at one time it takes to overload a server, but I don't want the server to go kaput from one try.
# 633
I need the achievement cubes for surviving the Doritos Locos Taco and for not purchasing anything at the 2012 Steam Sale.
Also, I think one of us should make a achievement cube given to those who make YouTube Poop and similar videos (I probably wouldn't qualify, even though I made one or two YTPS one time).
Also, I think one of us should make a achievement cube given to those who make YouTube Poop and similar videos (I probably wouldn't qualify, even though I made one or two YTPS one time).
# 634
WOWZERS, LOOK AT ALL THESE ITEM REQUESTS. EVERYONE POST THEIR ITEM REQUESTS IN THIS THREAD AS WELL. LET'S MAKE THIS THREAD BONKERS! 
Graffiti Pen:
This item would allow you to edit anyone else's posts (except for posts by mods/admins and stickies) to whatever you desire.
For instance,
Puddi
When used, this would change one random post into constant PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI. Pretty self explanatory, huh?
Scratchcard
The Scratchcard would give you a random amount of money when used. You could strike it rich, or you could end up wasting your Rigcoins.
DDOS Gun
For every purchase, you get one DDOS attempt. Who knows, maybe if you collect enough Rigcoins, you'll actually take down the site!
Graffiti Pen:
This item would allow you to edit anyone else's posts (except for posts by mods/admins and stickies) to whatever you desire.
For instance,
Quote
America is becoming a corrupt unfaithful country, because of LOSER Hindu communist influence infiltrating our souls. Every single thought of yours has been delicately laced with unpatriotic nationalistic language, so that you may become frankenstein zombies. Congress is being run by our enemys without objection...But I object! BE WARNED!!!could be edited to
Quote
I don't know what I am talking about. I amWhenever a Graffiti Pen would be used, however, there would be a notice on the modified post saying who modified it and when (to avoid fraud and misinformation).
Puddi
When used, this would change one random post into constant PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI. Pretty self explanatory, huh?
Scratchcard
The Scratchcard would give you a random amount of money when used. You could strike it rich, or you could end up wasting your Rigcoins.
DDOS Gun
For every purchase, you get one DDOS attempt. Who knows, maybe if you collect enough Rigcoins, you'll actually take down the site!
# 635
But the item could be abused. You could just turd rate anyone's posts and then use the item to delete them.What if we made a 1-3 day wait before you could delete a post they themselves turd-rated? Or what if we made it so that you couldn't delete posts you turd-rated yourself?
# 636
Then people who buy the virtual BROTRR could get a download of the actual game to play (or we could even do some magic crap to make it play in a web browser)!
# 637
If possible, we should enable HTML5 in the post formatting system. It's the future, after all, and there's a lot more cool poo poo you can do with it than with regular old BBcode. For instance, a user could randomly generate the speed of each contestant in an Emoticon Race (so that the results are triple fair), and Thunder can wow us with his viruses excellent games without making us download anything.
[a "push this button to enable HTML5 in this post" feature would probably be helpful as well, especially if a lot of people use the HTML5 feature and it makes our computers slow down]
[a "push this button to enable HTML5 in this post" feature would probably be helpful as well, especially if a lot of people use the HTML5 feature and it makes our computers slow down]
# 638
I'm interested in Thunder's offer. Do you think I could offer a game idea even if he's banned?
# 639
Such WINNER quality!
(Though the speaker sounds like garbage when put all the way up, anyway)
(Though the speaker sounds like garbage when put all the way up, anyway)
# 640
Social/Off-Topic / Snyder/Wildfire three-wheel car/motorcycle thingies - Potential WINNERmobile?
07-09-2012, 08:14:04 AM
07-09-2012, 08:14:04 AM
I remember the county fair had one of those cars one time and I leaned on it and it almost fell overIt's specially designed to make collection of lost nickels and quarters as painless as possible. Such innovation!
Needless to say, you're not gonna want to Tokyo Drift one of these.
# 641
Today, I will review the WiiWare title Fluidity. The game is published by Nintendo and developed by some British company I cannot remember the name of.
[review has been condensed for DISSIDENT's sake]
Some black goop called the Influence has gotten this magic book all dirty, and you have to clean up the mess once again. To stop the Influence, you gotta use the various phases of water to collect these rainbow droplets of water. There are also blackish blobs of goo that you must extinguish in some missions.The controls are tough to maneuver (too much waggle). You're looking at one heck of an arm-ache if you play too long. There's nothing repulsive about the graphics or sound, but nothing special about them either. The music seems cheery yet stoic, like it came from some generic indie film.
...Oh, and you can make your mass of water explode if you hold down the "1" button long enough. That alone counteracts any LOSER parts of the game.
RANK:
/10 (only because of the awesome exploding tactic)
[review has been condensed for DISSIDENT's sake]
Some black goop called the Influence has gotten this magic book all dirty, and you have to clean up the mess once again. To stop the Influence, you gotta use the various phases of water to collect these rainbow droplets of water. There are also blackish blobs of goo that you must extinguish in some missions.The controls are tough to maneuver (too much waggle). You're looking at one heck of an arm-ache if you play too long. There's nothing repulsive about the graphics or sound, but nothing special about them either. The music seems cheery yet stoic, like it came from some generic indie film.
...Oh, and you can make your mass of water explode if you hold down the "1" button long enough. That alone counteracts any LOSER parts of the game.
RANK:
/10 (only because of the awesome exploding tactic)
# 642
Social/Off-Topic / Snyder/Wildfire three-wheel car/motorcycle thingies - Potential WINNERmobile?
06-09-2012, 22:12:45 PM
06-09-2012, 22:12:45 PM
http://snydervehicles.com
^ The Snyder ST600-C is this three-wheel car imported from China that gets about 60MPG. Wildfire Motors distributes it, I think, and the car retails for $7995 (one can find the same model from Chinese manufacturers on Alibaba for less, though). The remarkable thing about this is that the manufacturers are able to bypass safety regulations for cars/trucks simply by putting one wheel in the front instead of two (thus classifying the vehicle as a motorcycle).
There is more info on the ST600-C (along with a similar truck version, the Wildfire WF650-T) on this page:
http://www.wildfiremotors.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=26&Itemid=75
This seems like a very WINNER vehicle, so I wanted to share the information with you guys (before anyone asks, I'm not viral/guerilla marketing at all)
^ The Snyder ST600-C is this three-wheel car imported from China that gets about 60MPG. Wildfire Motors distributes it, I think, and the car retails for $7995 (one can find the same model from Chinese manufacturers on Alibaba for less, though). The remarkable thing about this is that the manufacturers are able to bypass safety regulations for cars/trucks simply by putting one wheel in the front instead of two (thus classifying the vehicle as a motorcycle).
There is more info on the ST600-C (along with a similar truck version, the Wildfire WF650-T) on this page:
http://www.wildfiremotors.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=26&Itemid=75
This seems like a very WINNER vehicle, so I wanted to share the information with you guys (before anyone asks, I'm not viral/guerilla marketing at all)
# 643
I see your point; I'm gonna go shut up now.
# 644
No, I am saying that this site has many of the same characteristics as other popular sites on the web (such as the ones I previously mentioned).If you mean that we have no right to complain about quality, because we are on yourewinner.com, and thus we have never experienced what it is like to be a part of a site that is of sub-par quality then you are correctYou're on yourewinner.com, you have no right to complain about the quality of other sites (and neither do I).4chan and Reddit's original contentheaven forbid someone rob the internet of those brilliant gems constantly coming out of such powerhouses of humor and class
And I wasn't saying that Reddit was good, just better than 9gag.
otherwise you can take a hike
On another note, to criticize sites for the same things yourewinner.com does is like dissing yourewinner.com indirectly.
If you do this, you're either a hypocrite or a heretic (and yes, I include myself in this statement as well).
...Wait, weren't we talking about that phone Samsung gave to some dude?
# 645
You're on yourewinner.com, you have no right to complain about the quality of other sites (and neither do I).4chan and Reddit's original contentheaven forbid someone rob the internet of those brilliant gems constantly coming out of such powerhouses of humor and class
And I wasn't saying that Reddit was good, just better than 9gag.