As long as a majority of the ducks enjoy it then it's cool with me!

I prefer mallard ducks, they always appreciate the bread I feed them!

Aahhh 2 of you flashed me with your brights

Saw like 10 big rigs on the highway driving through  a monster snow storm, they must have been pros or something

only one man would dare give me the raspberry!
I'll go ahead and use a toothpick to get that damn seed out though

a 2 hour ordeal took me 5, but i finally made it. I got 2 seats to myself because they kicked ten people off the flight though :D

lawl again

Flight delayed, then delayed again so I'm already behind an hour and a half, engine problems don't make me feel much better, and the airline has to kick off 20 passengers for a safety precaution regarding weight, so I might not even be able to get on.

On a positive note, I saw a mom with not 1, but 2 kids connected by leashes. Thought that was pretty funny.

fetch airports

I grab jelly doughnut elemental 2 and bite it's head clean off, nothings gonna keep me from that delicious jelly center!

I think I will just risk going back into the retarded whattaburger, but only I explode Dennis from the inside so I can make a suprise attack

holy tits, i think dennis will be able to help on this one

from the standpoint of the person giving the test, its pretty hilarious when people stare with confusion and fear when you ask them to take part in a psychology experiment, especially the part where you ask them to sign the waiver

we all know, as in 3 of us, that that turned out to be just fine

It's just a chan goodness. I'm not wearing a guy fawkes mask and protesting scientology with all my cool friends

maybe thats the problem

this sounds familiar, maybe i should get drunk in the basement again