I have been thinking about ways to bring the joy of experiencing  to people without computers, and after praying over my copy of BROTRR for  , I have developed this board game to simulate the experience of BROTRR without electricity. I dont have any pieces yet but here's the board




Rules:
Place 2 pieces on the gameboard on the start space. The player is free to move their piece anywhere he or she chooses up to and including running around the room waving it around. If you land on the  space, then !

What do you guys think? Its still in development so I welcome suggestions for how to make this game more 

It really nails the essence of the game, good job!

Holy poo poo! 

You need to copyright this right now!
People might want to steal this.

kickstartr this $_$

My only concern is that the rules might be too complicated for beginners

I think the white space in the middle should be bigger and greyer.

My only concern is that the rules might be too complicated for beginners

I think the white space in the middle should be bigger and greyer.

Exactly the type of feedback I need. v0.8 of this game will be avialable shortly. I will credit all of you when I pitch this idea to milton bradley and whoever the hell else still makes board games. I feel like "rules" in general defeat the purpose of the entire game engine, the spirit of the whole thing is to give somebody a truck and let them do literally whatever they want with it.