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#1 20-07-2016, 23:30:08 PM
Good morning gentlemen,

About four score (in weeks) and 7 days ago, I decided I was going to be more natural with my deodorant. I usually just use old spice wolfthorn



And it works great. But I heard from some hippies and liberals that this deodorant contains toxic heavy metals, as do all other deodorants.

So I purchased "Tom's Natural Aluminum Free Maine Woodspice"



Opened it up, smelled great. Rolled it on, and I still smelled like a maine woodsman. The only problem is it doesnt work and an hour later after walking around in the heat I had terrible BO, which never would have happened with old spice. Tell me what you guys think. Like, subscribe, and thumbs up this thread. Should we use natural aluminum free deodorant and smell bad, or use deodorant with toxic radioactive heavy metals and smell good? Please feel free to post your natural or non natural deodorant tales in this thread.

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If not from deodorant, you'll get cancer from something else so might as well smell good


#3 20-07-2016, 23:53:15 PM
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Good morning

I recently had a very bad experience with Old Spice FIJI


It gave me a rash on my underarms but I kept using it even though it said not to on the back (I know my body better than most)


The rash eventually went away, but suddenly my armpit hairs started getting tangled up in knots

I had to rip the knots out and I lost a great amount of armpit hair


#4 21-07-2016, 00:02:26 AM
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I think I'll tweet about this experience in an attempt to get free stuff


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#5 21-07-2016, 00:12:24 AM
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Just buy one of the rock salt ones, they work better than anything else


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Crystal Body Deodorant, Stick, 3.5-Ounces (Pack of 3) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E765FM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jVeKxbMC6YCH2

This thing, they last for over a year easily so probably don't buy 3.


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#7 21-07-2016, 00:23:53 AM
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Tweet:

Notice how I complain about their product while complimenting it at the same time (that way they are more likely to send me free stuff)

Their response will probably be something like:
"Here's what you do: DM us your address so we can send you other great @OldSpice products to try!"

And I'll be like:
"omg I wasn't expecting this!"

I know how to play them so good


#8 21-07-2016, 00:26:54 AM
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Crystal Body Deodorant, Stick, 3.5-Ounces (Pack of 3) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E765FM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_jVeKxbMC6YCH2

This thing, they last for over a year easily so probably don't buy 3.

that looks interesting do they got a twitter?


#9 21-07-2016, 00:29:26 AM
I only want the rocks if it comes in Maine Woodspice


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#10 21-07-2016, 00:43:11 AM
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Rub the Maine woodspice deodorant on the salt first


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#11 21-07-2016, 00:43:32 AM
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Maybe melt the Maine woodspice and dip the salt in it, idk


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i just spray whatever can of axe i have all over my armpits and let the ladies attach to me


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#13 11-08-2016, 02:12:45 AM
just go all natural bro the pheromones really attract the mates



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just go all natural bro the pheromones really attract the mates
Pretty much this. I mean men already have the best odor ever, why cover it up with waxy perfume?


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#15 12-08-2016, 18:19:50 PM
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I was out last night and the guy sitting next to me was talking to his friend about ball sweat.  He spent 5 minutes telling him about his ball sweat in great detail and said it was his favorite smell in the world.


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