so i got a girlfriend n we have been together for a whole week now (bonus points for her sweet kisseyz) and we want to move things to the next step so she was over at my house n i told her that my mom was taking a bath because i was being a bratty brian so she needed to cool her jets. so my mom was up in the tub n it was just me n my gal watching epic movie which was hilarious. so she says that she wants to do something so kinky it will make ron jeremy shreik in terror. i didnt know who ron jeremy was but he sounded like a politician so i agreed to try her nasty stuff. so she says that i should close my eyes n i do. she opens my jaws n kisses me passionately. then i feel something in my mouth. i was thinking "omg did she just put a snail in my mouth" but it was her tounge. it was so gross. she stuck it towards my throat n i gagged. i told her to stop or else she was going to make me vomit in her mouth. she said that i should like it. i was like, "smuckems, we've only been going out for a week and you're already getting me to third base by kissing me with your tounge" she started to cry like a little negative nancy and i called her a little ***** under my breath. then my mom came down in a towel n made pizza rolls. they make my belly rumble with love.

ok lets just pretend i made this post ok

ok lets just pretend i made this post ok

no gtfo

The most unbelievable part was where ZIGS mentioned he had a girlfriend.

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It sounds like some kind of candy coated teen love flick. If she'd got in the tub with your mum and you'd had a 3 way gang bang followed by pizza roll abuse.