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Quote from: :PICARD: on 02-11-2008, 14:15:39 PM

Quote from: RIGS_ARE_WINNER on 02-11-2008, 13:49:07 PM

I'm not buying it for two reasons:
1. I do not have a 360
2. It is centred around parkour, the dumbest "sport" ever.

1. Its also on PEE ESS TRIPLE AND THE SUPERIOR PC VERSION (which you obviously have one of those in order to play BROTRR)

2. I dont see how running and jumping from rooftop to rooftop is dumb.

1. Touché
2. Because there's no point, considering you could walk. It's just as effective. Sure it's not as fun but you still get to where you're going. Plus you're less likely to fall to your death.

1 Pee ess tripple fo life yanoow :ballin:am seejin

2. Driving with a Big rig over buildings is more of a challenge

GOD DAMN THAT TATTOO MADE ME PUKE

whatchu talking bout? thats hot

OH GOD IT'S HORRBILE I'M GOING TO DIE

And finally Zmann makes the first good thing to come from "Generic parkour ugly tattoo game #5461".

I got a chance to play the demo last night.  I'll admit, it looks sharp.  But I really have to stress that my opinions regarding first-person jumping puzzle bullpoo poo have only been strengthened by this game's confusing interface.  It's a fem-centric FP"S" that stresses avoiding danger in clever ways rather than trying to beat everyone up, as is the premise of parkour.  This is funny, in a racist sort of way, if you think of parkour as a French martial art that specializes in running away from everything.  This puts the focus on problem solving and exploration, making it kind of like Portal without the humor, the super-tech, or the awesome ability to see your own ass.

I may have to stretch that into a review once my roommate gets the full game from Gamefly.

I got a chance to play the demo last night.  I'll admit, it looks sharp.  But I really have to stress that my opinions regarding first-person jumping puzzle bullpoo poo have only been strengthened by this game's confusing interface.  It's a fem-centric FP"S" that stresses avoiding danger in clever ways rather than trying to beat everyone up, as is the premise of parkour.  This is funny, in a racist sort of way, if you think of parkour as a French martial art that specializes in running away from everything.  This puts the focus on problem solving and exploration, making it kind of like Portal without the humor, the super-tech, or the awesome ability to see your own ass.

I may have to stretch that into a review once my roommate gets the full game from Gamefly.

If you are having trouble with the "confusing" interface then you suck at games.

Full offense meant. I am damn near retarded when it comes to weird ass controls and these were just fine. It took me about 4 minutes to stop trying to press the "A" button to jump.


I also lol'd at the french running away from everything. +1 cp

If you are having trouble with the "confusing" interface then you suck at games.

no u

Full offense meant. I am damn near retarded when it comes to weird ass controls and these were just fine. It took me about 4 minutes to stop trying to press the "A" button to jump.

By "confusing interface" I meant "expecting third-person performance out of a first-person perspective".  Call me old-fashioned, but if there's one thing I hate more than these kids on my lawn, it's first-person jumping puzzles.

and face tattoos

and undereye tattoos emirite?

dammit beej

ha

I don't think I would classify it as a puzzle game though. Its as much of a puzzle game as assassins creed is then.