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#16 13-01-2017, 01:50:11 AM
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This sounds underwhelming but idk


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#17 13-01-2017, 09:57:02 AM
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According to a Dutch store, this is the launch lineup:

1, 2, Switch

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Just Dance 2017

Super Bomberman R

I Am Setsuna

Snipper Clips

Has Been Heroes

:laugh:


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#18 13-01-2017, 12:25:41 PM
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OK so here's final thoughts:

HW seems fine, basically what I expected. Battery is OK for me, sounds comparable to my 2ds.

Priced higher than expected, but I have NO DOUBT in my mind that there will be a price drop/cheaper hardware revisions in the future.

Paid online is for cucks, so is 1 free NES or SNES rental per month.

Launch lineup is weak and for cucks.

Am I excited? Yeah, excited that my dick still works :joy:

Will I buy the Switch? Maybe later when  more games are released and if I can pirate all of them (Nintendo never has good sales).


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#19 13-01-2017, 21:33:23 PM
launch lineup is trash



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#20 14-01-2017, 04:30:11 AM
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That joypad (the one separate from the mini-screen) looks terrible

3-hour battery life also sounds bad (well, 3-6, but I bet a lot of games only last 3), but i'm not sure how that compares to other hand-held consoles

Mario and Zelda?  Surely both franchises have been done to death by now, they must be pretty boring


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#21 14-01-2017, 06:28:08 AM
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My 2ds only lasts about 3 hours if I'm playing a demanding 3D game. It's not great, but 99% of the time I play I'm just lying in my bed eating Five Guys, so I can plug it in if necessary...

And when I go out to eat at Five Guys, I can't really play the big games like Legend of Zelda. There's way too many distractions around me (the food, the women, etc)
So then I'm just playing games like Tetris or Megaman Legacy Collection, which allows the battery to last much longer.


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#22 14-01-2017, 06:48:17 AM
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The crazy thing is, if you add up the price of all the accessories that come with the switch, the switch itself is only $100

Amazing deal!!!!


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#23 16-01-2017, 03:30:41 AM
Mario looks good.
Ultra Street Fighter 2 has grab techs, which makes me very interested, but the Switch's controllers look horrible for fighting games. If I actually buy one, I'm going to have to wait until Hori launches it's arcade stick accessory.
I can buy a Wii U for bottom dollar if I want Zelda.
Mario Kart, Spla2oon, Tetris, and Bomberman aren't system sellers for me, but if I owned a Switch, I might pick them up.

Overall, not enough. Still looking for a new F-Zero game, and I doubt I'll buy this unless Nintendo makes one.


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#24 16-01-2017, 03:37:06 AM
The crazy thing is, if you add up the price of all the accessories that come with the switch, the switch itself is only $100

Amazing deal!!!!
That, or Nintendo is just overpricing all the accessories.
Pro controller is $10 more than an Xbox One controller or Dualshock 4.
Double Joycon pack is $20 more. It costs more than the Wiimote+Nunchuck did by a good margin.
Joycon L/R cost an extra $10 than if you'd bought a bundle.

By that logic, the Charging Grip is likely $5 more than it should be, and the dock set might be a good $20 higher than it could.


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#25 16-01-2017, 06:10:32 AM
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I think they are def. overpricing the accessories that was just my funny trolling/sarcasm. You sir have been trolled XD *tips fedora*


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#26 16-01-2017, 11:23:27 AM
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Mario and Zelda?  Surely both franchises have been done to death by now, they must be pretty boring
I was no fan of the rest of the presentation, but credit where it's due, those both look like they could be the best entries either franchise has seen in years. Mario Odyssey looks like the no-bullpoo poo-gimmicks successor to 64 I've been craving since Sunshine let me down (assuming mario's hat having fricking eyes isn't something horrible - they didn't show it in any of the actual gameplay so I'm cautiously optimistic)


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#27 16-01-2017, 12:20:19 PM
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I will always love Super Mario Sunshine because it reminds me of my grandma. And also ZIGS because of the water


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#28 19-01-2017, 02:01:27 AM
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Ok so good news!!!

Fire Emblem Warriors is NOT a Switch-exclusive. It will be on New 3DS as well.

Even better, ALL 3DS models (old & new) are be getting an exclusive FE game: Fire Emblem Echos (Gaiden remake), which looks sick as frick


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Thoughts:
I think it's pretty sick (cool) that in a world full of Cortex ARMs and x86s, the 3DS and its puny ARM11 are still getting all the best games. Don't forget that Mario Sports: Superstars is coming out in March, so 3DS still has a lot of life left in it. Can it beat the 10+ year run of the original Gameboy??? Stay tuned to find out


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#29 13-02-2017, 17:31:45 PM
My 2ds only lasts about 3 hours if I'm playing a demanding 3D game. It's not great, but 99% of the time I play I'm just lying in my bed eating Five Guys, so I can plug it in if necessary...

And when I go out to eat at Five Guys, I can't really play the big games like Legend of Zelda. There's way too many distractions around me (the food, the women, etc)
So then I'm just playing games like Tetris or Megaman Legacy Collection, which allows the battery to last much longer.

how many women, specifically?



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#30 13-02-2017, 18:32:52 PM
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Let's see

My Five Guys' max capacity is 100 and that place is always packed to the fullest so let's say 100 people total.

And women care more about their figures than men so let's say 27% of them are women so 27 women

1% of those women are probably ugly sasquatches so let's minus 1 (rounded up from .27)

That leaves us with 26 fine-ass ladies on any given day at Five Guys

I hope I did the math right


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