I heard today you call a cowgirl a Jessie, like Jessie in Toy Story. I'd like to know your reaction to calling someone a cowperson. It's gender neutral and all, but how does it sound? Thanks

I personally think it sounds weird, like you're calling someone a furry. This girl told me she was a horse person today, so I pictured her wearing a horse suit, enjoying the company of other animal people, maybe with a round of wine coolers.

You should've replied "then you'll have no trouble handling a horse-sized dick" and unzipped your pants

fetching poo poo, man, this is a high school student!

Just call them a cowpoke

??? I'm not trying to insult people
I have a fair amount of respect for cowpeople

Cowpoke is not only gender neutral but it's more fun than cowperson

Did you even look at the Urban Dictionary definition of cowpoke?

cowperson just sounds like someone who has udders or something

cowfetcher

Who are you calling cowfetcher, steev?

all the people who fetch cows

Oh OK. I was asking because cowfetching sounds really dangerous and I don't think anyone here is up to the challenge

animal slaver

Would society advance or not by using terms like goatboys and beargirls to describe people who handle those animals?

if those rules held true for all professions I would be a dirtboy