3/3 FLAWLESS VICTORY

back that azz up

3/3 FLAWLESS VICTORY

For me.

back that azz up

What did you not understand?

Thunder, did you fall nose-first on the wrong end of a claw hammer when you were a kid?  Chastising THE MAJORITY for not being your target audience is right up there with feeding your dick to a paper shredder on the logic scale.  By claiming "Dark Survival" as the flagship example of your programming skills, you've hung a big, blinky sign around your neck that says "I AM THE JOHN DECYK OF GAME CODING"  I have more, but certain members of this forum think I'm taking someone seriously if I go over 4 sentences, and I couldn't take you seriously if you were wearing an Armani suit and holding three notarized copies of your Digipen diploma.

Thunder, did you fall nose-first on the wrong end of a claw hammer when you were a kid?  Chastising THE MAJORITY for not being your target audience is right up there with feeding your dick to a paper shredder on the logic scale.  By claiming "Dark Survival" as the flagship example of your programming skills, you've hung a big, blinky sign around your neck that says "I AM THE JOHN DECYK OF GAME CODING"  I have more, but certain members of this forum think I'm taking someone seriously if I go over 4 sentences, and I couldn't take you seriously if you were wearing an Armani suit and holding three notarized copies of your Digipen diploma.

That's funny, because I went to Digipen and they'd be happy to have me.

Dark Survival is my flagship game not because it is the best, but because it is the first I ever finished. End of story.

And of this target audience bullpoo poo, it's the same mentality as Linux. Who cares? Give the little guy a chance for a change.

That's right, I win.

Thunder, did you fall nose-first on the wrong end of a claw hammer when you were a kid?  Chastising THE MAJORITY for not being your target audience is right up there with feeding your dick to a paper shredder on the logic scale.  By claiming "Dark Survival" as the flagship example of your programming skills, you've hung a big, blinky sign around your neck that says "I AM THE JOHN DECYK OF GAME CODING"  I have more, but certain members of this forum think I'm taking someone seriously if I go over 4 sentences, and I couldn't take you seriously if you were wearing an Armani suit and holding three notarized copies of your Digipen diploma.

While I can't condone spending this much time talking about Thunder I do enjoy the fighting references.

Quote from: Bluto The Machamp on 14-08-2010, 18:11:52 PM

Thunder, did you fall nose-first on the wrong end of a claw hammer when you were a kid?  Chastising THE MAJORITY for not being your target audience is right up there with feeding your dick to a paper shredder on the logic scale.  By claiming "Dark Survival" as the flagship example of your programming skills, you've hung a big, blinky sign around your neck that says "I AM THE JOHN DECYK OF GAME CODING"  I have more, but certain members of this forum think I'm taking someone seriously if I go over 4 sentences, and I couldn't take you seriously if you were wearing an Armani suit and holding three notarized copies of your Digipen diploma.

While I can't condone spending this much time talking about Thunder I do enjoy the fighting references.

I must type faster than you.

That's funny, because I went to Digipen and they'd be happy to have me.

If your game development trends are any indication, this actually means you stood in the parking lot for 15 minutes.

Dark Survival is my flagship game not because it is the best, but because it is the first I ever finished. End of story.

I couldn't agree more that Dark Survival is the end of your story.

And of this target audience bullpoo poo, it's the same mentality as Linux. Who cares? Give the little guy a chance for a change.

SHE GOT A BUBBLE GUM CAP WITH A GUCCI DATS SNAPPIN'
WITH SOME RHINO LEGS AND A BOOTY THAT'S FLAPPIN'
WITH SOME FIRE-OH HEAD CUZ YOU KNOW WE LOVE CAPPIN'
GOT HER TOES DONE UP WITH HER FINGERNAILS MATCHIN'
HERE DAT BIG OL' BUTT THAT YOU'RE WALKIN CROSS THE STREET WITH
PEEP THIS, FOR A HAPPY MEAL CAN I SQUEEZE IT

Watching Thunder post is morbidly fascinating.

Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

That's funny, because I went to Digipen and they'd be happy to have me.

If your game development trends are any indication, this actually means you stood in the parking lot for 15 minutes.

They don't know anything about my games. They know I have the credit requirements and I know a lot about making games.

Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

Dark Survival is my flagship game not because it is the best, but because it is the first I ever finished. End of story.

I couldn't agree more that Dark Survival is the end of your story.

NO! One bad game doesn't mean all my games are bad. I implemented half of the features there at midnight before I had to send the piece of poo poo off to a contest.

Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

And of this target audience bullpoo poo, it's the same mentality as Linux. Who cares? Give the little guy a chance for a change.

Not funny.

Watching Thunder post is morbidly fascinating.

Thank you. Awesome new sig BTW.

Quote from: Funder on 16-08-2010, 22:00:32 PM

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Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

That's funny, because I went to Digipen and they'd be happy to have me.

If your game development trends are any indication, this actually means you stood in the parking lot for 15 minutes.

They don't know anything about my games. They know I have the credit requirements and I know a lot about making games.

so Digipen are letting people with 3.1 GPA in these days

It's not about that. I have demonstrated exceptional prowess in relevant subjects. Also, my GPA is likely to go up, not that it matters.

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Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

That's funny, because I went to Digipen and they'd be happy to have me.

If your game development trends are any indication, this actually means you stood in the parking lot for 15 minutes.

They don't know anything about my games. They know I have the credit requirements and I know a lot about making games.

So you didn't go to Digipen, and they don't even know you exist.  Thunder, do you ever look at what you write before clicking post?  Because if so, you're probably reading your GPA backwards.

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Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

Dark Survival is my flagship game not because it is the best, but because it is the first I ever finished. End of story.

I couldn't agree more that Dark Survival is the end of your story.

NO! One bad game doesn't mean all my games are bad. I implemented half of the features there at midnight before I had to send the piece of poo poo off to a contest.

Any game you've made that is better than DS is probably one of those games you "don't show us", on account of earning our respect (instead of demanding it like a crying non-heterosexual persongot) would be cheating or something.

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Quote from: Funder on 14-08-2010, 18:21:24 PM

And of this target audience bullpoo poo, it's the same mentality as Linux. Who cares? Give the little guy a chance for a change.

Not funny.

The truth seldom is.

Quote from: çÂƨĦ.Å¡ŦāЖ.mΘƞǏƏŜ.ħΘƞǏƏŜ on 17-08-2010, 05:09:06 AM

so Digipen are letting people with 3.1 GPA in these days

It's not about that. I have demonstrated exceptional prowess in relevant subjects. Also, my GPA is likely to go up, not that it matters.

Dude, I worked at Nintendo for 2 years, right across the street from Digipen.  I know for a fact they don't consider "bitching about every programming language you hit a 30-second snag with" to be a relevant subject.