I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.

we're babies

Please fill out this application in three to five business days. Thanks.

Oh god, my response to that survey made me uncomfortable

Uncomfortable because you're a gay baby, baby?

I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.

So Thunder, you're now a retired farmer in his forties, who recently made a lot of money in real estate.  Damn, things changed a lot for you recently!

i banged a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i wasn't aware i even had tacos wow

i cuddled with a pot head because i love marijuana

wow that one actually makes sense!

SKRAG, I did not say I made a lot of money in real estate. I am simply settled (without a mortgage) and unemployed.

i think that image is just designed so people unwittingly give out their birthdays

javiks' birthday is july 16th

he's also wearing a gray shirt but i'm not sure how useful that would be, i'm sure there's a market for that too

Yes, I was just trying to find out Bob Cobra's date of birth so I could steal his identity

Nice turd rating. If there is one thing I like about this "community" it's that I have given a sufficient amount that my presence won't be missed. You should all relax. It's not like I gave you crabs, not that it would be an issue. I'm sure most of you sissies keep it shaven.

Maybe I was trying to compliment you and I'd like to be your friend if you would quit being a big baby

poo poo is sacred in some cultures. Just ask Vandana Shiva

In that case, I honor you with poo poo. I'm not very cultured, so I can only assume that it is a gesture of friendship.