http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt

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TOO EXTREME

Well, he might have bleed to death if the fall didn't kill him.

But maybe I'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt for some sanity as calculation for um... WTF am I saying?

I wanted to comment on how dumb it was to jump off the second story but clearly this man was not in any kind of rational state of mind

I'm thankful that I've never been so intoxicated as to ever want to cut my dick off

I just wanted to commend you on your topic title

would you guys rather cut your dick off or your balls off?

dick

omg OUCH... I'll pass

but what if some scary guy was like, "cut either your dick or balls off right now or I'll do it for you"

Imagine that holy poo poo that's a bad day right there

why would you lose your dick but keep your balls, that doesn't make any sense

then you're just filled with the same reproductive urges but without any viable way to release them

cutting your balls off just seems harder idk I'd want to have a doctor or someone do it PROFESSIONALLY.

cutting my dick off I'm pretty sure I can handle

i can't even SHAVE my balls properly i really have no idea what i'm doing down there

See you guys later

would you guys rather cut your dick off or your balls off?

dick

Wouldn't balls taste better though?

would you guys rather cut your dick off or your balls off?

Definitely balls.  You have no idea how many times I've accidentally sat on them.