So the last time I was on the BROTRR forums was like 2007.  Since then, much has happened.  Many new stories.  Many new friends.  Many changes.... etc.  So first and foremost, the most important aspect of my life is my new kitty. 

It was a warm night in August of 2008.  I went to a party and had a few too many drinks (I know, it's hard to believe  )  I was driven home to my apartment by a DD.  Me and my roommate continued drinking at the apartment.  My roomie went to the bathroom, so I went outside to have a cigarette (I only smoke when I drink).

So I'm sitting there, and I finish my cigarette.  I flick it away.  That second, I hear a "meow."  At first, I think I'm just hearing things; after all, I had many drinks.  I look around and see nothing.  So I take a deep breath; preparing myself to stand my drunk ass up.  Then I hear another "meow."  I look to my right, and I see a little kitty poking his head out around the corner of the apartment building.  He meows again, and runs straight at me.  He then jumps into my lap and begins meowing and rubbing his head against my face.  He was just the cutest little thing.  He was a short haired grey cat.  He was tiny and skinny.  I couldn't just turn the little guy away.  So I brought him inside and put some milk in a bowl.  I also had some tuna, so I gave it to him.  He devoured it!

When I woke up, I put some signs around the nearby apartments about a missing kitty.  No one claimed him.  Now, I normally don't like cats.  They are selfish, greedy, and generally assholes.  But this kitty was so warm and friendly.  Everytime I fed him, he would jump into my lap and rub his head against my chest.  He cuddled with me when I slept, and he followed me everywhere I went.  Since no one called to claim him, I decided to keep the little fella. 

I named him Eduardo.  I have no idea why.  But the name just came to me randomly, and it seemed to fit.  I looked around the internet and found out he was a Chartreux (Shar-true).  I took him to a vet, and he was healthy.  They estimated he was a year old, but severely underweight from being homeless.  Male adult Chartreux's are supposed to be about 14-16 pounds, and he was 7 pounds.  So I got him up to a proper weight.  Since then, I have raised Eduardo to be a fine cat.  He is the most friendly cat ever.  He still jumps into my lap after I feed him.  He cuddles with me.  He also sleeps next to me.  Everytime he leaves my side, he has to come back and check up on me every ten minutes or so.  He's just the cutest little thing.

So that's my story of Eduardo.  Here are some pics:

tHE RESULTS WILL COME LATER!

Opps Caps locks was on!

So how many drinks has thelistman had?

If you guess correccttly, you win 42 pesos!

 

I never drank... ever. 

Except that one time.  And the thousands of other times.

It is true!  I am back!  For those old and new who many not remember me, I was one of the original rigists.  My usernames have varied from time to time.  I used to be known as "wschindler" or "eschindler" for most of my rigist career.

I was the first person to ever post a review on GameFAQ's that was above a 1/10.  I was also an original member of the Rigist movement from the original forums.  I wanted to pay a visit to see everyone again.  I will update you all on what I've been up to later.