And that something is a drunk rant from me!  Next time I play Edward 40 hands, I'll immediately post something here!

I'm a Student Loan Coordinator right now.  I help students get forbearances or deferments (a stop payment on their loans) if they are unable to pay due to financial hardship, unemployment, disability, etc.  It's awesome because I am not a collector.  I just help students get their loans current.  It's not my dream job, but it pays more than enough for me to move out of the parents house.  So I'm making it just fine.

Before this I worked at a school for autistic children.  I was an assistant teacher.  The pay was crap (13K a year, and about 9K after taxes and insurance), but it was the greatest job ever.  My plan now is to get settled into my Loan Coordinator job and then take night classes in Special Education with a specialization in Autism so I can become a Special Education teacher. 

I'm also dating a future doctor.  So I've got my retirement plan set up already.

 

I want to make a thread that has exactly 16.336 posts in it.

My internet began with the conception of Al Gore.  40 years later, BAM!  There's the intranets!

The ultimate energy drink would be to liquefy a BROTRR disc and drink it.  But destroying a disk would be the ultimate blasphemy against mighty Stell.

I've only had 10 hours of sleep over 3 days, and I had to work a 10 hour shift, so I decided to try 5 hour energy.  I haven't had an energy drink since high school (over 5 years), so I had no idea what to expect. 

I was half-way through my shift, and I was almost ready to pass out.  I chugged the 2 ounce bottle.  I quickly felt awake again.  All of a sudden, I got a major erection.  It wouldn't go away.  Here I am, in the middle of Target, with a massive boner.  I ran to the bathroom and sat in the stall for 5 minutes until my hard-on left.  Then I felt tired again.  All the drink did was make my ding-dong big for five minutes.  What a waste of money.

TTIGRORQ...

it's not fair that pc gamers get to play on such a superior system

That's why Big Rigs is a PC game only.  A console would simply self-destruct trying to run Big Rigs.

MThFSu - Work 10 PM to 4 AM

Sa - Work 10 PM to 8 AM

TW - Bang my girlfriend

"Can you type this with your eyes closed?"

Self-explanatory, GO

Can you type this with your eyes closed?

I win

Can you type this with your eyes closed>

Ah crap.  Missed the question mark!  I suck at life.

What a non-heterosexual persongy video.  It's so gay.

he is busy doing important things

 

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

With Thunder here, it's about 500 topics a day.  Where did that sad chap go anyways?