If I was still a wrestler I'd come to the ring to this song.

AND I'M A CERTIFIED G AND A BONA FIDE STUD AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_game_show_where_the_contestants_get_hand_jobs

I would totally do this show singing Stairway To Heaven.

I just got a whole bunch of new equipment and software thanks to some generous donations. I use them to make half-assed rap products. Here's my first new rap song in about eight years.

I am goat. Goat/10.
   

than like five times a day. I hope that's okay, I can only handle so much in a single 24 hour period.

http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/ride-to-hell-retribution-review/1900-6411189/

A CHALLENGER EMERGES! I wonder if this means we finally have a clearly defined dichotomy within Rigism - for isn't it true that Big Rigs is a "Ride To Heaven"? Is it not also true that while BROTRR grants unlimited freedom, "Ride To Hell" instead offers constricting limitations? We must continue to teach the soul-enriching qualities of the big rig as a superior mode of transport to the motorcycle! 

 

We're gonna do punk covers of Green Day songs.

http://deadspin.com/5950566/nikolai-volkoff-taught-me-how-to-build-a-fart-machine-more-wrestler-run-ins

 

http://zmannzilla.com/twit/archives.htm

Back before my wife and I ever heard of Kayfabe News, we tried our hand at writing fake wrestling articles.  It only lasted 4 issues but it was fun while it lasted.  Here's an archive of the articles we wrote.

This is my favorite Rock promo of all time right here.

http://www.eonline.com/news/532749/wu-tang-clan-rapper-cuts-off-his-male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species-jumps-off-building-in-suicide-attempt

http://www.drinkarizona.com/productcart/pc/viewCategories.asp?idCategory=39

I saw the cans at my local 7-11, they have Shaq selfies on the can.  I will buy some this weekend and review it.