big rigs is great and i want to suck his cock
"IT DOESN'T SAY..."This balding guy in a trenchcoat is hunched over the discount videotape bin for, like, an hour. I swear to you, there's no more than 15 minutes of browsing in that damn rack, this stuff is absolute garbage, like 80's softcore Skinimax crap and artsy-fartsy Playboy photo shoot videos (on actual video mind you).Eventually, all I want to do is get rid of this guy. "Can I help you find something, sir?" I ask naively.The man looks up. "It doesn't say. On the box.""Excuse me, sir?" I ask. My second mistake thus far."It doesn't say what the movie is about."I look at the box he has clutched in his hands. The title is "San Francisco Lesbians #23" or some crap like that, and features two buck-naked bony women on the cover groping each other."Well, sir," I say, "Judging by the title, I'd say it's based on the play by Shakespeare."He put the box down and left the store.
I imagine a vibrating rubber fist would be useful for keeping Hans entertained.
And before Dissident even asks, the vibrating tentacles are by the south corner, next to a rack of "Urotsuki Doji" DVDs that are on sale.
Oh and if this gets pinned it's a crime against humanity.