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How hard do you squeeze?

Break her hand
8 (21.1%)
Squeeze softly
11 (28.9%)
Squeeze her boob
9 (23.7%)
Squeeze firmly
10 (26.3%)

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Shaking hands with a girl
 
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Steve
#1 02-08-2014, 18:59:02 PM
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Please assist


MarshalMustache
#2 02-08-2014, 19:05:00 PM
What about if you start out with a hand shake and then bring her in close and start to dance and/or make out?


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Steve
#3 02-08-2014, 19:11:48 PM
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No, not an option with this woman. She was actually kind of rude to me.

Maybe she was just stressed out about moving tho, idk.


MarshalMustache
#4 02-08-2014, 19:51:50 PM
In that case, break her hand?


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DrNoelHowell
#5 02-08-2014, 21:03:58 PM
One time I shook some girls hand and leaned in to sniff her hair, it was pretty awkward


MarshalMustache
#6 02-08-2014, 21:04:57 PM
Did her hair stink or something?


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DrNoelHowell
#7 02-08-2014, 21:09:21 PM
No, it was somewhere between normal and good smelling


MarshalMustache
#8 02-08-2014, 21:39:36 PM
Well, that's good to know.


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MarshalMustache
#9 02-08-2014, 21:43:17 PM
Otherwise, maybe she was just doing something long and stressful so she should be excused for bad-smelling hair


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Cat Brush
#10 02-08-2014, 22:31:57 PM
Just fist bump her. She'll appreciate the fact that you're not trying to kill her: http://time.com/3045389/fist-bump-germs-handshake/




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Steve
#11 03-08-2014, 08:40:09 AM
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UPDATE: She sideswiped her brand new car with the u-haul truck shortly after I left

Good thing I already got paid! :twisted:


MarshalMustache
#12 03-08-2014, 12:38:35 PM
Karma!
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#13 06-08-2014, 06:35:26 AM
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When you shake hands with a woman, you must always bring her hand to your dick. The handshake will be more pleasurable and may lead to sex.
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