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#1 30-07-2014, 06:14:09 AM
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I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.


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#2 30-07-2014, 06:58:03 AM
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#3 30-07-2014, 07:54:49 AM
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#4 30-07-2014, 08:52:41 AM
Oh god, my response to that survey made me uncomfortable


#5 30-07-2014, 09:02:21 AM
Uncomfortable because you're a gay baby, baby?


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#6 30-07-2014, 13:38:57 PM
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I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.

So Thunder, you're now a retired farmer in his forties, who recently made a lot of money in real estate.  Damn, things changed a lot for you recently!


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#7 30-07-2014, 16:38:24 PM
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i banged a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos

i wasn't aware i even had tacos wow


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#8 30-07-2014, 17:15:30 PM
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i cuddled with a pot head because i love marijuana

wow that one actually makes sense!


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#9 30-07-2014, 18:19:50 PM
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SKRAG, I did not say I made a lot of money in real estate. I am simply settled (without a mortgage) and unemployed.


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#10 30-07-2014, 21:11:28 PM
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i think that image is just designed so people unwittingly give out their birthdays

javiks' birthday is july 16th


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#11 30-07-2014, 21:12:01 PM
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he's also wearing a gray shirt but i'm not sure how useful that would be, i'm sure there's a market for that too


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#12 30-07-2014, 21:22:50 PM
Yes, I was just trying to find out Bob Cobra's date of birth so I could steal his identity


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#13 02-08-2014, 11:58:37 AM
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Nice turd rating. If there is one thing I like about this "community" it's that I have given a sufficient amount that my presence won't be missed. You should all relax. It's not like I gave you crabs, not that it would be an issue. I'm sure most of you sissies keep it shaven.


#14 02-08-2014, 12:46:14 PM
Maybe I was trying to compliment you and I'd like to be your friend if you would quit being a big baby

poo poo is sacred in some cultures. Just ask Vandana Shiva


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#15 02-08-2014, 15:51:26 PM
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In that case, I honor you with poo poo. I'm not very cultured, so I can only assume that it is a gesture of friendship.


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