I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.