One time me, my brother, and Mia (who was a stripper) went to a Thai restaurant in Denver.
I ordered some sweet chicken+noodle thing (I forget what it was called) and the noodles were too sweet so I just ate the chicken.

The waitress noticed this so she was all like, "Oh you no like?? Next time you should try DRUNKEN NOODLES, maybe you like better."
I think it was some kind of insult like she was saying "YOU MUST LIKE DRUNKEN NOODLES BECAUSE YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!! HAHA YOU DRUNKEN  NOODLE!!!" or something.

                

Did you nail the stripper

Drunken Noodle pretty good!

Why didn't you get drunken noodles idiot

Like poo poo I have a story for you too I went to a Thai restaurant in the suburbs of Denver like 2 hours ago and got drunken noodles and I'm happy as a clam

Thai food is great, and pad kee mao (DRUNKEN NOODLES FOR YOU WHITE FOLK) is the best thing

Thai food is fantastic you are hella gay

From now on I only eat food that has the American flag wrapped around it
F U guys

i currently have an American flag wrapped around my dick, why don't you put your mouth around that, baby ;)

omg i didn't see that coming

fetch you and your callous disregard for the Laotian and northern Thais who served with and worked for the U.S. military during the Vietnam War. They are as American as you will ever be and unlike you, some of them actually sacrificed their lives to protect our most basic freedoms.

you don't have to close your eyes

omg bad thread CANCEL CANCEL

Nope

UNLOCKED I have done a bad thing and owe the Thai people a sincere apology

I am very sorry to judge Thai food so soon I have only tasted the pad-orangesweetspicy noodle which I didn't like.
That does not mean that all Thai food is bad perhaps DRUNKEN NOODLE is very good like they say and maybe other Thai noodles are good too I will have to find out.
I'm so sorry it was wrong of me to form an opinion based on only one Thai noodle when there is such a huge variety of Thai noodles so sorry