If you're like me, you probably think that any idiot can cook scrambled eggs in the morning. However, I recently discovered that I was the real idiot because I had no idea how to properly cook scrambled eggs! Following Gordon Ramsey's advice, I made the best eggs I have ever had this morning.



You can make it without the crème fraîche and it will still be delicious

Nice accent mark when you typed creme fraiche   

autocorrect is nice

This is exactly how I used to make my eggs, but since I got the eggtastic I can't be bothered

This is exactly how I used to make my eggs, but since I got the eggtastic I can't be bothered

Ditch that and get the Rollie Eggmaster

I'm saving up for it

That thing better come with a giant disclaimer saying"this is NOT a fleshlight"

That thing better come with a giant disclaimer saying"this is NOT a fleshlight"

but what if it is ;)

also any idiot CAN cook scrambled eggs, I would know

I used to like Gordon Ramsey but now I am a believer in Alton Brown. He teaches the SCIENCE of cooking.

I used to like Gordon Ramsey but now I am a believer in Alton Brown. He teaches the SCIENCE of cooking.

Alton Brown is great as well.  His scrambled eggs seem like a more normal American way of making them.  I wonder if this is an American vs. British way of cooking scrambled eggs.