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# 1
Social/Off-Topic / The love letter
06-06-2017, 12:07:01 PM
Ah, young romance, I remember it well and fondly. I've received so many letters of this lovely nature. ZIGS, my advice is, make sure they at least send some nudes before you Western Union them any money, it's been my experience that the romance sort of fizzles out of the relationship once you pay for their second laptop.
# 2
Social/Off-Topic / Hey Cirus
06-06-2017, 12:02:20 PM
I don't know anyone by the name of Gamefreak.

I had a YouTube account with this same name something like 8 years ago. (I closed it a while ago.) Yesterday, I happened to look through the YouTube channels of people I had known back then, including your Cirus206 channel. Then I remembered this website, and that I had an account on here that I made years ago and used for a day.

So, I decided to log back on, and say hello, and see if you remembered me, because we both used to make fun of a certain RockmanKenny, ages ago.

I remember RockmanKenny, I think he pretended to send some assassins after us, that was a good laugh

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Where's that brilliant banner Z-Mann made of the RMK squad

Oh lord, I remember that. Had so much fun with all that stuff. I think my favorite bit was how adding the word "porn" to our names was somehow supposed to be an insult. Frankly I'd be more insulted if anyone assumed I DIDN'T have any porn in me.

Also, you may need to work your finger in there, the banner might be stuck towards the back. I think it's an easter egg, although it might just be a tumor.
# 3
I wish I had interesting things to post more often. It's just been the same old boring routine of giving cyclops monsters Stone Cold Stunners while my support team of sexy ninja nun-bunnies keep the throngs of vampire LOSERs from stopping me. Gotta do what you gotta do, amirite?
# 4
Social/Off-Topic / RIP forums
06-06-2017, 11:44:42 AM
Well gee, this is embarrassing, I just advertised the site in a video:

# 5
Pro Wrestling / POST
02-02-2017, 11:55:14 AM
Update: that wasn't Ziggler's last match.
# 6
Social/Off-Topic / haha i hate cirus
02-02-2017, 11:49:42 AM
SOCK MY CUCK
# 7
Pineapple on pizza is good, it's also not bad on hamburgers, but for a real culinary challenge you have to put pineapple on your chili.
# 8
Social/Off-Topic / My Favorite Underwear
16-08-2016, 14:29:41 PM
My favorite underwear is full of holes and completely shredded. They used to be boxer briefs but now they are a cross between a thong and a loincloth. So comfy.

What is your favorite way of keeping your balls from touching the inside of your pants?
# 9
Social/Off-Topic / No Mans Sky: #disgrace
16-08-2016, 14:21:17 PM
I watch people play it on twitch,  actually I watch their feeds go all laggy every 30 minutes because of storms and stuff. I bet I would have fun playing it but not 60 dollars worth of fun.

If there was multi-player I would probably team up with like a bunch of dudes and see how long it takes us to completely disintegrate a planet.
# 10
just go all natural bro the pheromones really attract the mates
Pretty much this. I mean men already have the best odor ever, why cover it up with waxy perfume?
# 11
Now I don't feel so bad about peeing on the Professional Wrestling subforum.
# 12
Social/Off-Topic / REVEALED: Pic of steev
12-08-2016, 16:33:01 PM
 :bike:
# 13
Social/Off-Topic / juicing
12-08-2016, 16:31:01 PM
I just use synthol it's very popular in Latin American countries


OMG that guy's traps look like skinny shoulders and he's wearing those big fake rubber muscle arms from Spongebob Squarepants.
# 14
ZIGS doesn't need to be a pussy slayer. Pussy just runs up to him and commits seppuku on his junk. That's the power of a water-man.
# 15
Social/Off-Topic / 69
12-08-2016, 16:23:57 PM

Must be that time of the month
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