Greetings fellow truckers! A few of you have been asking me how I make my salads, so I decided  to make a tutorial thread so you can all learn to do it properly. All it takes is 6 simple steps.

1. First you'll need your salad. The fresher the better. Don't try to be cheap and save money by buying the cheapest salad, as this is the foundation of your meal.




2. Since salad comes from the ground, you'll want to wash all that nasty dirt off it! Run it under the tap for a few minutes and then slice it into bize sized chunks.




3. Next, you'll want to add some texture to give your salad some variety. For this I'm using croutons.




4. Grate up your croutons to ensure you can easily mix them throughout the salad. They don't need to be grated finely, but make sure they're small enough to fit on your fork without hassle.




5. Finally, add your favourite topping of to bring some flavour to the salad. I'm on a diet, so I'm using lightly salted popcorn, but feel free to use caramel popcorn if you're fat.



6. Congratulations! You've just made your first salad! Remember, there's literally thousands of varieties you can make at home, so swap around ingredients and see what you like best!



Don't forget to say thanks if you enjoyed this tutorial!

THOSE ARE CRAYONS NOT CROUTONS

Why do you have so many keyboards

What a wacky thread

That looks like a fantastic salad!!!!!

good tips
eat well frinds

Stay thirsty

Why do you have so many keyboards

seems like too few to me, hopefully we'll see a keytar next time

god i've always wanted a keytar

not that i'll ever have or even be able to play one

The great thing about salad is that you can add whatever you want. If you enjoy burnt wood flavoured croutons, so should also experiment with other burnt wood flavoured ingredients such as freshly ground charcoal and shredded toast.

bro I think you just made it wrong!!!!!!

did you grate them small enough???

Why do you instantly assume your son is in hospital because of a salad and not just because you're a terrible father?