you reminded me to check for Maddox's yearly update, it has arrived!

as funny as avgn

A lot of Michael Jackson hate on that blog. 

YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT poo poo ASS BITCH CUNT fetch

This is what happens when you're not good enough for cracked.com

Meat is good, meat is king. Meat rocks my world ’cause it aint green. Yes, I just created a poo pooty poem in approximately 3 seconds. There are no boundaries to my creativity or awesomeness. Hail to the King, baby!

no, im pretty sure that took you like 5 minutes to think of a poo pooty poem that would be edgy yet seemingly effortless. also you are not awesome and your a non-heterosexual persongot

he first, and definitely one of the most common “excuses” for becoming a vegetarian is one of ethics. Many people consider that animals are treated poorly, executed “inhumanely”, and a slew of other completely unfounded bullpoo poo justifications. To those people who think this, let me ask you, where did you originally obtain this perception to begin with? Could it perhaps be… the media? Have you physically dragged your ass to the source and seen for yourself how these animals are treated? My guess is no, you haven’t. Yet again you are the victim of gullibility and are tripping over yourselves to jump on a new fad because the media have “sold” it to you. fetching suckers. I thank the Lord every day I’m not as fetching stupid as you people.

 did you find out about 9/11 through the media? or did you walk to new york and walk up to the towers?

 the media must have fabricated footage of animals being tortured for... no reason!

The entire “humane” argument is typical bullpoo poo from hypocritical motherfetchers who want to come off as “better” human beings. How far do you pricks want to take this, really? You’re fine with the animal being slaughtered (murdered) for your own personal consumption, but only if it’s been treated well? Do I even need to point out the utter hypocrisy in that statement? I’m really sorry that the cows for our burgers can’t live in 5 star accomodation, receive weekly manicures, colonic irrigation and perhaps even massages, but here’s a newslash for you…. their sole purpose for living is to fill our stomachs. They aren’t our friends, and they serve no other purpose than to feed us. Do you honestly think it makes a difference if a cow is standing in an open field or in a tightly packed pen? Do you think an animal that is so fetching worthless that it lacks the evolutionary process to not poo poo down its own back legs honestly gives a crap about where it spends its short-lived days, as long as it’s fed?

 well seeing as vegatarians actually DONT eat meat so... yeah and some 14 year old "i know everything about the world because i read an edgy gothic opinion on the internet banter"


 obviously we would be better off without other animals... and plants

The only reason animals are “packed’ as they are now is simply one of mass consumption. More mouths to feed means we need a faster and more convenient way of obtaining meat. It’s the natural result of evolution, expansion and progression. We kill animal, we eat animal. Whether it’s out in a fetching field with ample room, it makes no difference. Do you honestly think that the prehistoric hunter-gatherers had this kind of “spare time morality” before they speared the poo poo out of their dinner? You bet your ass they didn’t. The only reason fetchers like you even give a poo poo is because you’re the type of people who simply have to bitch and whinge about something. We’ve reached a level of human sophistication where we don’t have to get our hands dirty in order to put food on the table, and you want to serve as a constant reminder to the rest of us that we’re killing animals in order to do so. Why don’t you take up a far worthier cause, like erectile dysfunction?

i guess our morals are not a natural result of evolution, must be the aliens.



the fetch how much can this guy write geez