Nice read Dissident. 

Correnthos: Being a WINNER, you don't need to date at your age.  Just play BROTTR, post on the YOUREWINNER forums, and consume your life with as much WINNER as possible.  Wait until you are an adult to enter the dating scene, where it is much more stable and worthwhile!  Just remember, 

I demand more negative Karma!!!  I don't care how it pertains to being WINNER here on the BROTTR Forums but negative appeals more to me.  Please, anytime you see me post please select "LOSER" under my name and in doing so will make you WINNER to me.

That is indeed LOSER, Variaz.  We know the truth though: BROTTR wins all of those categories but Gamespot is too LOSER to recognize nor comprehend the WINNER that Big Rigs possesses... all of this despite the fact that BROTTR was released in 2003!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is the most WINNER in the categories of: Best Use of a Control Scheme, Most Improved Sequel, Best Voice Acting, Best DOWNLOADABLE Console Game, and Special Achievement!

YOU'RE WINNER yet again BROTTR! 

"... you expect to start in at the top instead of working up from the bottom, like I did!"

Buttsecks, lol. 

WHERE WILL IT END

The way the current situation is going, I bet artists themselves will eventually be sued for having digital copies of the very music they created on their personal computers without owning a legal retail copy.

The RIAA's only purpose is to make people who record and/or listen to music lives' more miserable.  I could also see this happening: Once you buy a retail CD, you can listen to it once and only once, for listening to it more than that is considered illegal multiple plays.  If you want to listen to the CD/Album again, go out and by another copy.

Gay Buttsecks ftw Schindy!  Speaking of which...   LOL 

However good news this may be, you must be aware my fellow BROTTRs.  These copies may be the less WINNER copy of Big Rigs, the one with the corrected "You Win!" stamp at the end of the race.  It's so horrible, wrong, ugly, and dare I say it???  LOSER!  If you buy this copy there is hope by visiting the Official Modding Topic post.

Yes, Alienware sure is 1337.  However I'd like to see the final pricetag on that thing!

The best gaming experience by far though is running 4 screens simultaneously while playing BROTTR in first person mode (if it only had one...).  This recreates the ultimate Rig driving experience, with 2 monitors in front of you for the windows and 2 monitors on the sides of you for gazing at the scenery and looking at the LOSERS whom are behind you! 

Never! DIE!!! 

This post is WINNER, therefore the post below me is 

  :achievement cuber: O0 :hysterical: :mrt: :crazy: :hug: :squirrel: :wallbash: :worship: :shaqfu: :etbox: :et:   :et: :etbox: :shaqfu: :worship: :wallbash: :squirrel: :hug: :crazy: :mrt: :hysterical: O0 :achievement cuber:

My parents told me that if you just believe in yourself, you can achieve anything!



  

I know the context in which we BROTTRs use the word "Unicorning" but Urbandictionary's definitions are so WINNER:

Unicorning(1): Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.

"We unicorned until the sun came up."

Unicorning(2): When a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass.

"My little pony unicorned me last night!"

lol... 

I just bought a game called NWO for PC and it is the most WINNER FPS out on the market!  In the game you play as an anti-terrorist operative and travel around the world defeating terrorists and blah blah blah...  I cannot explain how winner this game is but please, do read the IGN and Gamespot reviews to see why:

http://pc.ign.com/articles/392/392411p1.html

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/newworldorder/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;review

I tried taking screenshots but the game won't allow you; it freezes and the UI crashes when you try to run in windowed mode or alt+tab.

My favorite part of the game was the AI though.  All the enemies get 2 clips of ammo and when they run out, they will follow you around.  They also can only say 3 phrases that cycle over and over, can shoot through walls and always know where you are, plus they don't know how to navigate doors, corners, or ladders well so they run in circles or get stuck in the walls... so WINNER!

 

You're very welcome for the hi-res BROTTR scan, and conorkirk, that's uber WINNER!  Maybe I should rescan my copy at 3000dpi instead of a pussy 300 and poo pooty quality!  I'll see what I can do.

Ok, I scanned my BROTTR copy at an astounding 4800 dpi with the resulting image being 21,000x30,000 pixels of pure WIN, lol!  I loaded it in PS and saved it as a standard jpeg and it's just shy of 100MB in size.  Now to find a file hosting service to upload it...