its name it Bloodfetcher 4000 (actual size)

shes a fine dong

terribly drawn male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species that i am delighted with (NSFW)

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm



Hmmmmm...

That dick is so huge, I can't imagine he'd be able to scrub it all himself.

i wouldn't pay a million pound dollars for that "mansion"

my million dollar megahome

i wouldn't pay a million pound dollars for that "mansion"

my million dollar megahome

Yeah, but the roller coaster should look like a giant sperm.

i wouldn't pay a million pound dollars for that "mansion"

my million dollar megahome

I once knew a kid who tricked a mafioso named Quigley into giving him a blank check which he cashed for the princely sum of $1,000,000! Then he outbid Quigley on a castle-style mansion, using the remainder of his money to build a large water slide, a putt-putt golf center and a go-kart track. The FBI caught wind of his activities and sent a beautiful female agent to investigate the kid.

what the fetch did any of that non-heterosexual persongot story have to do with MY rollercoaster

Because his REAL home destroys your dream home

8=D