dios mio

my asshole film appreciation teacher used to make me watch anime and I hated it

I remember one time he wrote this on my report card:
"steev really hates anime and his grade is a reflection of that"

he also used to make us go outside and write about leaves blowing in the wind and stuff, wtf?

fetch your teacher, he's probably a child molester

asshole film appreciation sounds like my kind of class

nasty

I could've taken a film class my senior year but I took British Literature instead

classy

I need to stop showing up to class early. Listening to a dozen other nerds share their opinions on video games with each other before class infuriates me.

Ain't getting out of class early tonight!!

Not getting out of class early. I have a story about that!

Do tell.

OK so in 6th grade I had this teacher Ms. H - I don't remember what the H stood for because she got married and changed it to Mrs. Stephens, but that sounds too much like my name so I'll just call her Mrs. Horse from now on.

OK so it's getting close to 3 pm and the class is getting really excited. People are talking about their plans after school and Mrs. Horse doesn't like it.
As soon as the bell rings she says "STOP! 15 MINUTES AFTER CLASS FOR TALKING"

Me:
"OOOOH NOOOO"

(Note that I wasn't even talking so I'm really getting scroogled here)

So yeah I ended up missing the bus and had to walk home (~3.6 mi)

It was very hot and dusty and to make matters worse, a car full of older Mexican kids drove by shouting "WHITE POWER!!" and laughing at me

It was on that day that I decided school was for fools and I never went back again....................

What an irresponsible teacher.

Man, I miss having really boring classes and terrible teachers. Things were simpler then....

things were simpler when we were going to war with swords and armor, no complicated math bullpoo poo back then, just death and poor hygiene