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#1 04-06-2013, 00:52:22 AM
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#2 04-06-2013, 02:41:02 AM
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who in the God Damned Hell eats non locos tacos flavored hard shells


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#3 04-06-2013, 02:58:16 AM
maybe he licked all the dorito dust off of those (???????)



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#5 04-06-2013, 03:59:11 AM
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I used to work at Taco Bell when I was a teenager and I saw some nasty poo poo go on. An old co-worker of mine used to dig in his ass and then stir the beans with his fingers. He would also put his hand down his pants (presumably fiddling his rancid twig and berries) and then make the food without washing up. One time, they made us work during prom night and we were slammed after the festivities; both myself and that fellow associate decided to "get to work." A particularly boorish looking dullard from our old high school started taunting us and demanded that we make his grilled stuffed burrito post-haste. His wish was our command--but not without a few modifications. When his back was turned, we took turns spitting into his burrito. The true coup de grāce was my co-worker's addition to our fine, hand-crafted cuisine--a few pubes freshly plucked from his festering love nest.

We watched that fetcher eat that burrito down to the last bite. I have no regrets.

Ten years later, I saw that same guy waiting tables at Applebees and began to wonder if he ever ended up doing the same thing to someone else. 

What can I say? Circle of life and all that.

Moral of the story: don't eat at Taco Bell. Also I've had a bit too many Coors Light.
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#6 04-06-2013, 04:06:55 AM
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This is why cool robots should make our food


#7 04-06-2013, 04:11:09 AM
This is why cool robots should make our food

No one at my franchise ever messed with anyone's food who was polite or simply stated their order. However, if the customer started yelling or insulted the workers, their food *was* tainted without exception. Even the managers turned a blind eye (or laughed). As long as you don't demean the workers, you'll have nothing to worry about (besides the inherent lack of quality of the meat and other fixin's).


#8 04-06-2013, 10:02:36 AM
After seeing the #pissolympics photo, I have showed this thread to various contemporaries.

Excellent job!(...?)




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#9 04-06-2013, 21:35:05 PM
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i ate tacko bell tonight


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#11 11-06-2013, 01:42:10 AM
RIP


#12 11-06-2013, 02:38:35 AM
The funniest aspect of that photo is that (unless the uniforms have changed) the "black attire" represents Taco Bell management. And a fine job he's doing if I do say so myself. Viral marketing at its best.

Taco Bell: We personally taste-test each and every #tacoshell with our fetid tongues to ensure consumer satisfaction. thank you and please come again.


#13 11-06-2013, 13:46:54 PM
- Last Edit: 11-06-2013, 18:27:11 PM
This is the last time you say,
After the last line you break,
It's not even a holiday,
Nothing to celebrate.
You give a hundred reasons why,
And you say you're really gonna try.
If I had a nickel for everytime,
I'd own the bank.

Thought that I was the exception,
I could have rewrite your addiction,
You could've been the greatest,
But you'd rather get wasted.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fetching' mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You say you have to write your rhymes,
Whatever helps you sleep at night
You've become what you despise,
A stereotype
You think you're so rock and roll,
But you're really just a joke.
Had the world in the palm of your hands,
But you fetching choked
Should've been my team mate,
Could've changed your fate,
You say that you love me,
You won't remember in the morning.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fetching mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fetching mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.


#14 11-06-2013, 18:27:20 PM
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This is the last time you say,
After the last line you break,
It's not even a holiday,
Nothing to celebrate.
You give a hundred reasons why,
And you say you're really gonna try.
If I had a nickel for everytime,
I'd own the bank.

Thought that I was the exception,
I could have rewrite your addiction,
You could've been the greatest,
But you'd rather get wasted.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fricking' mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You say you have to write your rhymes,
Whatever helps you sleep at night
You've become what you despise,
A stereotype
You think you're so rock and roll,
But you're really just a joke.
Had the world in the palm of your hands,
But you fricking choked
Should've been my team mate,
Could've changed your fate,
You say that you love me,
You won't remember in the morning.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fricking mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.

You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.
Wanna be your lover, not your fricking mother.
Can't be your savior, I don't have the power.
I'm not gonna stay and watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
Watch you circle the drain,
Watch you circle the drain.
You fall asleep during foreplay,
'Cause the pills you take, are more your forte.
I'm not sticking around to watch you go down.


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